Luke didn't do the ice bucket challenge  (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ [flips a table]

what do you mean you don't like pizza, everyone likes pizza 

You sitting home alone waiting for your boyfriend Michael when you hear a knock on the door you run to open them and when you do you see a stranger with a knife who wants to kill you. You start screaming and running in the kitchen you slip on wet floor from glass of juice you dropped you fell over and die

i reckon calum’s new tattoo says ‘bitchatchos’