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Ten Reason Why Gay Marriage is Wrong01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, so that around tall people will make tall.03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.04) Straight marriage has been around for a long time and has not changed at all, women are still property, blacks still can not marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed, the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would destroyed.06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and older people should not marry because our orphanages are full, not yet, and the world needs more children.07) Obviously gay parents raise gay children, since the parents raise their only straight children. 08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.10) Gay marriage will change the fundamentals of the company, we could never adapt to new social norms. Just as we have not adapted to cars, the service sector economy, or longer life span.