#biscottiblainers

i mean, people are always dismissing virgins as naive/stupid/etc., and yet here i am in some class with people just discovering the concept of rimming.

i had to tell a group of my friends how anal sex actually works and they bothered me for weeks over how i could possibly know that

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because they are dumb/want attention/are trolls/are dumb

siiiiiiiiiiiiigh

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RIGHT OH MY GOD YOU ARE ME I JUST STARE AT MY SCREEN IN DISBELIEF BECAUSE NO PEOPLE NO YOURE WRONG IM SORRY 10 BILLION PEOPLE ARE NOT GLEEKS

LIKE I'M PRETTY SURE THERE AREN'T EVEN AS MANY TUMBLR ACCOUNTS IN EXISTENCE AS THERE ARE NOTES ON THAT THING

NOT EVERY TUMBLR USER LIKES GLEE

JUST

USE COMMON SENSE??????????

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how have these fine, charming young women not been offered the chance to get laid if they so sought? BLASPHEMY.

i think one of the most annoying tumblr things of all time is the post with the like 10 billion notes and people keep falling for it thinking the title is the right one. OMG SO MANY GLEEKS? LOOK AT ALL THE KLAINE SHIPPERS! nooooo

OH GOOD GOD YES

"OH WOW LOOK HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK KURT AND BLAINE SHOULD GET BACK TOGETHER THIS IS INSANE SOMEONE SHOULD SEND THIS TO RYAN"

nooooo that would be so sad they’d probably all be premature and by probably there is a good chance they would and there would be complications i can’t bear the thought of it though i’d love them so dearly regardless

i would definitely be able to handle nine babies

what if you had nonuplets

i want nine more

nine?!?!

I have the Toy Poodle one and named my poodle after myself.