#birdy mac

like birdy, sweetie, what the fuck is this

aran may have played a prank on the resident bird boxers-

(FUCK- This one has been on hold for a while, I'm so sorry)

Ok truth be told I haven't thought that far ahead JUST yet.

But I can give rough ideas for them:

(BODY HORROR AND DEATH TW)

Joe - “Mine? Urgh, he’s such a fuckin’ PUSSY. Seriously, he’s a fucking wimp.” Joe folds his arms and spits on the ground.

Kaiser - “Hmm…I suppose he is alright. A bit on the wild side but alright.”

Disco - “Eh, I could kick his ass. I like his music but I could probably kick his ass.”

Hippo - King Hippo shrugs. Seems like he doesn’t mind him.

Hondo - “He’s such a fucking stickler…and those guys are SOOOO fun to mess with, heh-heh…”

Bear - “He’s way too nice…it’s like he’s a doormat…”

Tiger - “I don’t know…I suppose he’s fine…”

Don - “Gee, I wish I could be him! He looks so confident and cool…”

Ryan - “Uwah…!! H-he’s so scary a-and mean a-and he cheats!! I-I don’t like him at all!!” Aran Ryan tears up in fear.

Soda - “Hah! He’s fine with me! I think we could meet over a few drinks and get along well.”

Bull - “Well, I suppose he’s fine…he needs to watch his temper though.”

Macho Man - “Well, I suppose he’s okay! I mean, sure, he does focus on himself a lot but that’s okay! He can live however he wants!” Macho smiles.

Sandman - “He…uh…kinda scares me, ehehe…I hope he’s not like that all the time…”

Birdy - “He’s fine, I guess…He’s WAAAY better than that stupid poser.”

Jay - “Yeah, I could probably kick his fucking ass.” Jay grins, folding his arms.

Piston - “Yeah, my one seems like a pretty stand-up guy.”

Bob - “Uh…I guess my one’s fine…whatever…”

Dragon - “Hah! I could beat him! Leave him to me, I’ll crush his stupid face in the ground!”

Muscle - “Hmm…ehehe, I think he needs to be a lot more happier! But, um…maybe reduce the spitting thing…”

Heike - “Urgh…he’s like the equivalent of seeing someone wear your outfit. Like, fucking change it, bitch, compared to me, I’m a fucking celebrity and you’re just some wanna-be. And at least I don’t need to turn into the fuckin’ Ring girl in order to win a fight.” Heike flicks his hair as a sassy hair flick.

Mad Clown - “Uhh…I guess he’s ok…bit too colorful though…” Mad Clown mopes.

Narcis - “EEEEEEEEE!! He looks so cute and cool and amazing and he’s such a good fighter! Like, I bet he’s the best! But like, everyone is the best! He doesn’t like his face being hit but that’s alright! I won’t hit his face if he doesn’t want me to!” Narcis smiles.

Hoy - “Hah. I could fucking destroy him. See this cane right here?” Hoy suddenly shoves his stick in the air. “Right up his ass. What a bitch.”

Nick - “Wow, uh…h-he seems pretty nice…ehehe.”

Rick - “AHHH, COME OOOOOOON, GIMME A SMILE, BIG GUUUYY!! You’re bein’ too serious, ya know?!”

Doc Louis - “Urgh…I bet he’s having a better time than I have with the bag of dicks I have to train.”