#bird circle

The Bird Runes have long since spoken of there being a multitude of Bird Circles across the globe, in many cases hidden plain sight. Nazca Lines, Sailing Stones, the forgotten temples of the popular 1995 film, Congo. All of these add suitably mysterious imagery to this post. It was in fact a young Howard Carter who translated the first Bird Rune, hidden in a dusty corner of the British Museum archives. Though incomplete, he was able to sketch out the sentiment of the message, illegible to humans since the dawn of our all too recent civilization. It read,

Look, I can’t talk much. They’re everywhere. They know everything. The tree. The small brown birds. They know it all. The things they’ve been doing; the experiments, they’re awful. Things that can’t be unseen. They’ve been here for weeks, systematically cutting up sections of the Bird Circle, trying to learn its secrets. Trying to harness its power to create an army — an army of unusually circular bits of grass. With it they’ll be unstoppable. You have to stop them. You have to TELL EVERYONE. Not the media. They’re in on it. The people. Our people. The underground. I’m mean, not quite underground. A little bit above ground, obviously. Otherwise it’s a different discipline. We don’t want to start a turf war.

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