*covers your eyes when we walk past the panty aisle*
this is based on a joke I made to my boyfriend
Scene; Kmart, 5:00pm, forecast autumn day
Pushing the cart down the various aisles Bud has been energetic as usual. Rushing down the aisles, holding up various products for you to look at and hopefully agree to buying. So far he's talked you into a popcorn machine, and an Extra large magic 8 ball.
Bud; "but babe! We could predict the future! We could conquer the world!" he suggested with an evil laugh, "and ya know, it would be really trippy with some purple sticky punch" he then ended with a soft chuckle.
[int. Kmart - panty aisle]
Bud gasps with a goofy smile on his face.
Bud; "babe! they're so tiny, how can they even cover you?" he exclaimed. "imagine the secrets they hold"
Rolling your eyes you bring your hand up to cover his eyes with a small smile on your face. All of a sudden Bud is stumbling down the aisle barely able to stand on his own two feet for longer than a few seconds. His hands reach out grasping for anything to hold as he makes a ridiculous display.
Bud; "babe! I'm under attack, help quick! I've been blinded" he shrieked
As you exited the aisle Bud fell to his knees gasping for air. He acted as if he almost died. He quickly recovered when he looked up and spotted a big, bright orange plastic container. Stumbling over his feet he ran forward.
Bud; *holding up a giant tub of cheese puffs* "We HAVE to get this, it's like I've died and gone to heaven, It's like all of my dreams have come true, the Gods must have sent this down for me!"
