#biochemicalcatalyst

SO I WAS LOOKING FOR A POST I NEED TO RESPOND TO THAT I KNOW I WAS TAGGED IN BUT TUMBLR APPARENTLY DECIDED I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE IT SO I HAD TO MANUALLY GO THROUGH THAT PERSON'S WHOLE TUMBLR THING TO FIND IT

AND YOU KNOW WHAT

I WAS TAGGED IN A LOT MORE THINGS ON THAT PARTICULAR BLOG

AND I HAD NO IDEA

BECAUSE TUMBLR IS TRASH

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY POSTS I NOW HAVE TO GO THROUGH TO MAKE SURE I DIDN'T MISS ANYTHING ELSE

A FUCKING LOT

AND IF SOMEONE THAT ISN'T THE THREE PEOPLE I ACTUALLY KNOW ON HERE TAGGED ME HOW THE HECK AM I GOING TO KNOW

CHECK EVERY TUMBLR BLOG IN EXISTENCE JUST ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO SEE

BECAUSE THAT SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY ANSWER ALBEIT RIDICULOUS

LIKE TUMBLR

TAGGING ISN'T RELIABLE

ASKS AREN'T RELIABLE

WHAT THE HECK

✘- for a text that should never have been sent

[Text] Look, it was just a prank-you pull them all the time-so you can continue to ignore me all you want, there's no reason for me to apologize. I /am/ sorry if you can't understand the joke and that you're taking this the wrong way any making yourself upset over it, but that's not /my/ fault either.

♠-for a drunk text

[Text] Lassee!! wHere are youuuu? Yu’re supposed to have been here an hoursa go you better hurry up cuz theres this guy and he’s singing the song wrong bt won”t listen so you nee to make him SHARRUING KIDNESS IS IN EASY FEAT AND MAGIC MAKES IT ALL COMPLEET RIGHT??? you know im right tell this gUY

✆-for a morning text

Okay, well, this is all going to be assuming Lasse couldn’t just, like, figure out how to synthesize a cure because that’s what she does and the option of amputation to stop the spread of infection and replace things with awesome robot limbs was a no go.

{ from: robert » to: unknown }

[text] Oh…hi?!

[text] I could help you if I knew who you were and if I knew where you wanted the message to go.

[text] But uh…

"My character is dead and yours is playing with a ouija board. Send me a "↝" for the short phrase my character would guide your character’s hands to spell."

Billie didn't make it a habit to return to the house for her lunch break-it was slightly too far from her workplace-but there was some business to attend to here at this particular hour. Rather secret business.