red & blue team - poolside edition
command decides that its about time our favourite red and blue teams take some long-awaited R&R, so they send them off to a random hotel somewhere sunny. not too expensive but not terrible either. as most hotels do, there is a pool and hot tub, and both teams were already dying to get in the water as soon as they showed up.
sarge would take this as another opportunity to train his team, making them do laps around the pool. when his team eventually retaliates and quits his rough regimen, he probably lays back in a seat and fumes silently like an old man. he'd bring a radio to listen, and sing rather loudly, to some music from his time, to everyone's dismay.
simmons can't really do much in a pool due to being part robot, so he sticks to sitting on the steps of the pool or dangling his feet in the deep end. maybe if he's feeling adventurous, he'll stand knee deep in the shallow end. he also wears a wetsuit as to prevent sunburn, though the pale side of his face is completely covered in sunscreen. grif makes fun of him for all of these things.
speaking of, grif isn't a big swimmer. he says its "too much work". he spends most of his time in the jacuzzi, eventually napping from how relaxed the water makes him. though if and when he is dragged into the pool, he just lays on his back and lets the water take him away. or he steals one of caboose's big pool floats and floats around on it. he also purposely splashes water at simmons to piss him off and to watch the sparks fly off his robot parts.
donut walks out with a lightish-red speedo on, as to be expected. he'd be a little weirded out swimming in a pool, probably having only swum in creeks, lakes, and streams since he's a country boy, but he'd end up playing around with caboose or chilling in the hot tub with grif. makes "moist and hot" jokes and other obvious inuendos OFTEN.
church would be the one guy at the pool who's fully clothed for some reason. he sits under an umbrella the entire time, fuming alongside sarge due to how often he gets splashed with water (either from caboose or tucker). the only way he gets in the water is from tucker pushing him in when he isn't looking. besides that, he acts kinda as an asshole lifeguard.
tucker goes to the pool not for the swimming, but for the aesthetic. he's the type to walk around shirtless to "impress the ladies". he'd go into the water only to walk back out, catching the sun just right so the water glistens off of him and his well-defined muscles... or at least, that's what happens in his head. but actually, he does like to swim, challenging others to races across and other fun pool games. he is the designated splasher as well, splashing basically anyone as soon as they are out of the pool and dry (especially church). he would also be the guy to call a chicken fight.
caboose brings a huge collection of pool toys and floaties with him. he spends all his time in the pool, saying the hot tub is "too hot" or "too small". he tends to stay near the shallow end, but does swim around the deep end as well. he is the guy to cannonball and jump into the pool, which makes a huge splash that gets on almost everyone near it. he also doesn't get why church won't swim with them, splashing him with water to show him that the water is perfectly fine.
doc is assigned lifeguard duty because of course he is. the funny thing though is he doesn't know how to swim, so all he does is just sit in a chair anxiously hoping nothing happens so he doesn't need to get into the deep end. thankfully, donut comes by and keeps him company, maybe even convincing him to hangout with him and caboose in the shallow end.
lopez, being a robot, would take this time to chill in their hotel room alone, enjoying the rare bit of silence. though, knowing sarge, he'd end up dragging lopez down with them and assign him to massage duty, making him give anyone out of the water a massage when they so please. he hates his life.
