#billnyethehunterguy

+ the vibrator. the vibrator is a sacred thing

yoU CANT AVOID THE CHIEF FOREVER

billnyethehunterguy It had been a while since he hunted alone. Maybe two days, honestly, which was too long for Jack, as this was an integral part of his life now. Roger having helped with reapplying the clay to his face, there was no need to bother with that. Jack only waited until the others - or most of them, anyway - had fallen asleep. Once it seemed to be so, Jack grabbed his beloved spear and began to make his way out. Readjusting the slightly torn, now useless besides to show he was still in charge cap atop his head, Jack quickly walked over the rocks and ducked into the familiar foliage. Immediately, he began to try and locate the surely asleep mammals. Soon hearing some quiet sounds a small ways away, though, Jack slowed his pace and took in a deep breath. Pigs awake at this hour...? Unlikely, but he wouldn't let the chance slip away if that were the case. He followed the sound as best he could, which proved to be easy with all his practice. Holding out his spear, he quickly found the source of the sound but - that obviously wasn't a pig. Jack furrowed his brows and narrowed his eyes. Was that ... "Bill?" he uttered, surprised as he had sworn to himself that the others were asleep. Clearing his throat, he stood up straight and glanced over the boy. What in God's name was he doing? "Why aren't you asleep?"

i dont know?? i dont have any memes reblogged i dont think so i dunno if we can do that, but theres always stuff you might have reblogged?;; i can also write a starter if i know what we're doing so! are there any of those that you would prefer? i'm fine w any of those!!

moST DEFINITELY 

totally. 

thANK U

Ralph was always used to the royalty. The servants getting him whatever he desired, his parents getting the best possible teachers in all the land, his parents teaching him from right to wrong. You could say that it was all a person could ask for. But not for Ralph. Years went by and his parents became ill from a disease. No doctor could find the cure, and they both perished.  On his own now, the blonde had no idea of what to do. His advisers suggested finding someone suitable to marry, so he just went along with that. It wasn’t very late that they had found one, and was coming towards the kingdom faster than he had expected. Hearing the guards tell him that they were finally here, he held his breath. All of his training led to this moment, and he prayed to god that he didn’t screw it up. Motioning the guards to open the door, he awaited for who his partner would be.