classmate sterek au. one of stiles’ most formative memories is of mrs. appelbaum struggling through his name. mitch… uh, mitchy-slaw… suave, i’m sorry, mitchy-suave… can you say it one more time?
jackson picked up rhyming at an early age. bitchislav, isn’t that funny? his own mom named him bitch stilinski.
but he sure shut up quick once derek started calling him jackson shitmore.
#sterek prompt#sterek#stiles x derek#derek x stiles#sterek au#imagine sterek#stiles stilinski#derek hale#teen wolf#eternal sterek#bilinski#source: it came to me in a dream#a really really short dream#scott tried his best to defend stiles really earnestly#he just doesn’t have it in him to come up with an equally rude nickname in response#haleinski
