#bilday

Bildaddy loves every single one of you (platonic) Thank you all for joining the flock! When Bildad is your goatherd, you shall not want. Or, well, not for ox ribs (platonic), at least, anyway--or brocs ribs (platonic) for our vegan and vegetarian kids (species, age neutral)

Thank you, @crowfully

Happy Shuhite Sunday to all Bildites and Bilievers of the Unholy Not-A-Church of the Shutanic Temple!

All Hail Bildaddy!

Nice.

Also. Show of hands. Who here is not a bot? Cause I feel like some of ya'll might be bots

(Looking at you @nuttyconnoisseurperson)

So I was about to propose to @mrazfellco but then he said "hold that thought!" because he had a magic trick he wanted to show me.

At first, I was annoyed because, you know, he interrupted me when I was about to pour my heart out to him--especially when he pulled a turnip out of his top hat. I'm telling you guys, I was about ready to shoot lightning.

But then...do you know what this angel did? This angel turned the turnip into an engagement ring!

He was proposing to me! Hear that everyone? Aziraphale was proposing to me!

best. magic. trick. EVER.

And I said YES! Course I said yes.

Sure, I had a little malfunction first, due to the shock.

But I got over it, quick as anything, and said yes.

Then, @mrazfellco asked me what I originally wanted to talk about, since I did tell him I had something important to ask him--which I'd almost forgotten about in all my surprise and excitement at him proposing to me (still can't believe it, honestly)

Almost. (I could never completely forget about #my proposal to aziraphale. it's all I've been thinking about for the past two thousand years normal human lifespan)

So, I got down on one knee, showed him the rings I've been working so hard on the last few weeks, and asked my question.

And he said:

...then I may have malfunctioned again. And started crying.

But if you saw that, no you didn't.

Anyway, the important this is,:

HE SAID YES. I SAID YES. WE SAID YES.

@mrazfellco and I are now engaged

AND WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!

Once yeah. Can't find the post now though. And if anybody saw me crying cause I was so touched, no you didn't. I'm not crying now, either. I've just got something (platonic) in my eye.

(excuse the chipped nail polish-happens when you're working with metal and stone)

And now I think it's finally time.

I tried to incorporate as many of your suggestions as possible, considering Aziraphale's favorite color is yellow and he is a gold girlie, and this is what I came up with:

The first one's a bit extravagant, probably not for everyday wear.

This one's a bit more understated.

And this is simplicity snakesonified.

Not gonna make a poll about which I should use to propose to @mrazfellco--I'm giving him all three.

Hopefully this will be my...

Never (platonic)

bildad behaviour

I have my ways of raising kids' temperatures (platonic)