#bilbochan

Jekzter: hahahah

Morbidy: OH NO hahahahahahahaah

Leatrice Fiteme Devitt: JFC

Morbidy: why am i laughing so hard

Morbidy: homophobic erotica like

Leatrice Fiteme Devitt: Because Can you IMAGINE

Effie [Lalulu][Maki]: I can imagine

Morbidy: "his cock swelled inside my vagina, because we were straight and the bible says adam and eve"

Effie [Lalulu][Maki]: "he touched his cock tenderly and whispered "no homo""

Morbidy: "I looked at her boobs which were very important ot me because i am straight"

Leatrice Fiteme Devitt: He touched his shoulder before gazing into his eyes and whispered. "This isn't gay because I'm not a sinner are you jim?"

Morbidy: "I looked over at her brother when he asked me the question, staring. In shock. I was only staring in shock, No homo"

My Tumblr Crushes:

bilbochan

dorkquisitor

inquisitortrevelyass

100ottersonanaeroplane

petimetrek

creationfail

vickymaus

stonelionhearts

theskypilot @bilbochan @nessydesu

I need race (elf, human, dwarf, or qunari)

I need class (warrior, rogue [dual dagger or bow], mage)

I need weapon for class (staff for a mage, dual dagger or bow for rogue, sword and shield or two handed weapon for warrior)

I need spells for the mages (you can pick three out of: Fireball, Freeze, Lightening Bolt, Heal, Fire/Ice/Electric trap [can only pick trap of one element, more counts as another spell], Barrier)

come in the butt

i am gonna

oooo GOOD ONE WOW UM

these are just ones i MET this year so don't feel left out u bb's if i talk to you i love you

KYRIE we either met early 2014 or in the very last months of 2013 whatevs whatevs

MJ what a delight

also jan who is currently enabling my descent into dragon age hell

this memer nor

bilbo’s asshole is p selfish