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I Love You Dorothy Rabinowitz!

Hates bicycles, the fascist car hating government, and quick to jump to conclusions... who needs Viagra when Dorothy's around!

Opinion: Death by Bicycle Editorial board member Dorothy Rabinowitz on New York City’s new bike-share program. Mmm mmm mmm....

#new york #facist car haters #every one who drives a bike is a criminal.#Dorothy Rabinowitz #biketards #bike lovers

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Bike Punks at it again...

#someecard #biketards

New York - City in Ruin

Everyone knows that New York was known for its fast moving traffic and generous roadways that allowed vehicles to move swiftly around to any part of the city. In recent years, however, the biketards in New York have made it their mission to fuck up traffic for everyone! The city currently uses 2% of it's pavement for bike lanes, which is 100% more than it should be using. The city has been reduced from a thriving cartopia to a bike-lane dominated nightmare.

Welcome to your fresh hell, morons.

Most New Yorkers support bike lanes and think they're good for the city. They also think that it's "greener", reduces CO2 emissions and makes the city more livable. Other idiots may argue that bike lanes may actually reduce congestion in the long run, anyone with half a brain knows better.

Longtime resident, Frank Murphy, recalls, “Oh a few years ago anyone could speed around New York in minutes flat. Cars just moved through the city like a hot knife through butter. Now it takes hours to get around, especially in rush hour. It’s just a shame these bike lanes had to clog up traffic for our city.”

Time Square, once known for easy and speedy traffic, has turned into a congested nightmare thanks to the new green strips of bike lane. Even walk nuts have joined this greedy and selfish act of stealing precious car lanes for urban parks and walkways.

Traffic Hell, brought to you by pedestrians and bikers.

Tammy Nickson, one of the few owners of a car in the city anymore, said, “do you know how long it takes to drive 10 blocks to work in the morning? I can barely text my friends and post status updates with all these pedestrians getting in the way. Something needs to be done.”

Some New Yorkers want to bring back the good old days, and not only rescind the bike lanes, but also removed major areas of the sidewalks, so that more lanes can be added to reduce congestion. Others have toyed with the idea of turning Central Park into Central Park Freeway, where thousands upon thousands of motorists can reclaim what is rightfully theirs.

New York's currently underutilized Central Park

Proposed Central Park Freeway

In the meantime, New Yorkers will have to endure the heart-wrenching pain of sitting in traffic while walk and bike nutjobs move around with ease.

#city in ruin #central park freeway #biketards

Rush Orders – How To Get Your Leotard Order Quick

Your first meet is coming up quickly. You look at the calendar and suddenly realize it’s just three weeks away. Oh no! You forgot to get that order in for leotards and now the kids don’t have a gymnastics uniform to wear. What do you do now? Call Gym Digs at 888-496-3441 and we will find a way to get your team outfitted in their new gymnastics leotards in time for their first meet.

We work with gymnastic teams with tight deadlines all the time. We understand your dilemma and will do everything within our power to make sure your team looks GREAT for that first meet. So relax, take a deep breath, and then give us a call. We will walk you through the planning on the phone and explain how to measure to get great fitting leotards.

Here’s what you need to know when you place that call:

What are your team’s colors? We will go through our fabric that is in stock and let you know what fabrics you can use in the design for your new gymnastic leotard.

About how many girl’s and boy’s will you need gymnastics leotards for? A close guess is good enough right now. Do you have 50 on your team and think that 35-40 of them need new leotards right away? If you only have a few that need them soon and the rest need them two or three weeks later, then please let us know. That may allow us to give you more options when you order.

Will you need team warm-ups and other accessories?

What’s the absolute last date you can get the gymnastic leotards in before your event?

Now, here’s a few things NOT to do if you want to get those great looking gymnastics leotards in time:

Don’t wait a long time to pick out your fabrics. We need to know the fabric as soon as possible to make sure it is in stock and reserved for your team. Once you pick a fabric, we will begin cutting out the leotards and you will not be able to change that fabric.

Don’t guess at the sizing for the gymnasts. Our leotards are sized different than some other leotard companies. Take the time to get the gymnasts measurements. That will be much quicker than ordering the wrong size and having to wait for an exchange.

Don’t wait until you get every last gymnast’s size to place your order. Please give us sizes as soon as possible so we can get a start on the order. We will group all your orders together to give you the largest discount possible.

All this information should help you and your team start the competition season off right. Good luck and don’t forget to give Gym Digs a call for your quick, affordable custom leotards.

#Gymnastics Leotards #Biketards #Gymnastics Apparel #Custom Leotards