Who did the cute eyes better from Puss In Boots 2?
[Animals have a natural inherent cuteness to them, so logically you'd expect me to say Puss, Kitty, Perrito, the Three Bears, or even Death (because he's adorable while supposed to be scary).
But I want you to look me in my stupid simp face and tell me this man isn't the cutest fucker you have ever seen when he smiles. Yes, I'm biased due to loving this guy to a crazy degree, but I am not wrong and shall die magnificently on my irredeemable monster hill! Big Jack Horner does cute better than the animals and he's not even trying to be cute! The people making him called him ugly, but I disagree with a fiery passion because this baker warms my heart like an oven.]
{This man is a precious treasure of absolute perfection and I demand more acknowledge him for his greatness! Give me merch, damn it! I'll lose my shit if DreamWorks slaps his mug on anything because the cowards fear putting him on stuff! There's a reason he's got fans! Fucking embrace it! ... I think I found the one character I fan over that makes me unhinged. *flips table* AND IT FEELS FUCKING AMAZING!!}
