#biggest simp

IM GOING TO FREEEKING EXPLODE

I WOULD KILL TO BE HIGH-FIVED BY FREE

IM GOING TO COMBUST-

LOOK AT HIM-

OH MY GOD-

I CANT

OH MY GOD LUI-

HIS HAIR LOOKS LIKE COTTON CANDY

I'm especially wondering if Fox Mulder will defeat Shen Qingqiu...

There's also a huge Izzy Hands fanbase over there, and I'm told Fanon Calico Jack is a simp for him. I'm wondering if he'll defeat Viktor.

And there's some meta going on! There's someone with the opinion that Gomez Addams is not the simp of all time, because Morticia returns his devotion, and he loses simp points for that. Opinions?

(If you'd like to join in and vote over there, I have some helpful instructions for joining fandom Mastodon in my pinned post! I don't want to clog this post up.)

"Have you seen Lara? I too am but a humble simp for the bitch. --- Least he's getting it in. or.." she paused, brows furrowing as she looked to both Henry and Lara, "He better be... god if you're simping that hard and not..-- nope... nope. Go on, daddy simp, take what's yours!"

I had another beyblade dream last night and i wrote a tumblr post but then it didnt save and ended up getting deleted-

ANYWAYS-

I dont remember the whole dream but I remember the most important, most wholesome part that is now my favorite dream ever

BC Sol is having a meeting and stuff and people are cracking jokes and i forgot context but Free asks “what am I?”

Kris responds with “gay.”

Free immediately asks “i’m gay?”

And everyone starts laughing

Free being autistic has no idea whats going on but laughs anyways because he’s masking

Then he gets the joke and his real laugh shines through

I dont believe in god(except hatsune miku) but his laugh was literally heavenly-

Its like that soft “hahaha” instead of a normal “hnfhnfhnf” laugh

His fairly low voice going “hahahaheh”

And he has the softest and sweetest smile on his face

THIS FACE

HE MAKES THIS FACE

And lets out THE MOST ADORABLE FREAKING LAUGH EVER

I WOULD KILL TO PROTECT THAT SMILE

I WOULD FIGHT THE SUN FOR HIM

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

HIS LAUGH WAS SO CUTE THO

i wish we couldve seen his soft side more in the anime-

is writing his soft side in fanfiction instead

Ok but anyways, after he finishes laughing he says

“That’s funny. I like that.”

MY SHAYLA

MY HEART MELTED WHEN I WITNESSED IT IN MY DREAM

I AM CRYING TEARS OF PRECIOUS SIMPINGNESS

I SIMP HIM SO FREAKING MUCH

LOOK AT HOW PRECIOUS HE IS

THE MOST BELOVED BLORBO IN THE WORLD

YOUR HONOR, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

I JUST FOUND THAT 6 YEARS AGO THERE WAS A BEYBLADE BURST EVOLUTION MUSICAL

A FREAKING BEYBLADE BURST MUSICAL-

IN KOREA

THE ONLY REFERENCES I HAVE OF IT ARE A RANDOM PERSON RECORDJNG THE BOWS AND TWO PICTURES ON TWITTER

GUYS

GUYS-

I WAS LITERALLY SCREAMING WHEN FREE WAS IN THE AUDIENCE GIVING OUT HIGH FIVES

I WOULD SHIT MYSELF IF I GOT A HIGH FIGVE FROM FREE

I WOULD NEVER WASH THAT HAND AGAIN

I WOULD CHOP MY HAND OFF AND PUT IT ON DISPLAY WITH THE CAPTION: high fived by a random person in a free costume

OH MY GOD

But also

KRIS WAS SO BEAUTIFUL

IM ASIMP FOR KRISSSS

AND FRREEEEEEE AJSJDKLALFLKI

I LOVE THEM

I CANT TAKE IT-

im dead