hazel has literally 30+ cousins so... decided to keep it to just the immediate family.
ft. @ayliemonroe + @surejo + @leotakanashi
y’all made me feel like adding my notes for all the widdecombes so here they are
laura widdecombe (née tulley), 48 years old, part-time receptionist, aries. mrs. widdecombe is one of those women who are just born to be mothers and can’t fathom how that’s not someone’s main goal in life. before she dedicated her entire life to motherhood, she was an interior designer and she always has some kind of project going on. every time you come to their house, something is a little bit different.
russell widdecombe, 48 years old, science teacher, libra. kids from around big bear might know russell from their middle school science classes... or just from around town really, as he seems to be friends with just about everyone. he’s a little quirky but he’s extremely helpful and probably has the most well-stocked tool shed in the entire village due to the above-mentioned renovations.
benjamin widdecombe, 29 years old, real estate agent, pisces. ben lives a few towns over but you’d almost think he never moved because he’s always in town to drop his kids off with their grandparents. growing up, he and jacob were pretty much inseparable. somehow they still seem to travel in a pack even though they’ve both moved away and don’t even live that close.. hazel suffered in high school when all the girls in her year had a crush on ben.
jancey widdecombe (née carr), 28 years old, dentist, sagittarius. the target of a lot of teen resentment because she ended up marrying ben :/ she’s one of those dentists who will shade you for not flossing as much as you should, even if you’re not one of her patients. other than that she’s pretty nice, but aylie and hazel still talk shit about her a lot.
oaklee widdecombe, 6 years old, 1st grade student, sagittarius. thinks she’s the smartest person in the entire world because she learned how to read at the age of 5, and her parents treated that as if it was a miracle. she’s one of those kids who cannot stop talking because she just wants to share everything she knows, and she’s currently obsessed with sharks.
tayden widdecombe, 3 years old, kindergarten student, aquarius. catch jancey always talking about how all the girls at kindergarten are in love with tayden... she’s that kind of mom tbh :/ he wants to be everyone’s best friend but also doesn’t like to share toys, so he’ll try to play with you but then get upset when you do. also lowkey thinks he’s spider-man.
jacob widdecombe, 28 years old, paralegal, capricorn. call him jake and you die. he also lives in a nearby town but in the opposite direction from ben. always said he was going to be a preacher when he grew up but when he got back from his mission trip that plan had been dropped. no one really knows what happened, most likely he just got tired of reading the same book to people every day.
naomi widdecombe (née fielding), 26 years old, graphic designer, taurus. is not actually a mormon shock horror but is from utah, so that balances it all out. she’s hazel’s favorite sister-in-law because she’s a lot more chill than jancey. she also makes her own books for seth because she is an absolute legend like that.
seth widdecombe, 1 year old, baby, virgo. he is... a baby idt i have any personality headcanons for this 1 year old but he has a cthulhu plushie and we love that for him!
nora widdecombe, almost 5 years old, kindergarten student, pisces. the youngest widdecombe was probably not planned, but she’s lowkey hella spoiled. she is currently in a phase where she’s obsessed with aylie and anything british (because of aylie), especially tea parties but only aylie is allowed to make the tea. no one has the heart to tell her she’s not actually allowed to drink tea.













