#bhons

[Image Description: the words “you wouldn’t steal a chair” in a blurry industrial font in white on a black background with smudges of blue and purple to mimic a computer error, in the style of the old “you wouldn’t steal a car” anti-piracy campaign. A second image is a photo of actor Mark David as Don Knotts in Blood Drips Heavily On Newsies Square, a young man in round glasses, a brown newsboy cap, and a dark blue bath robe (housecoat), making a silly face. It’s followed by a third image, almost identical to the first, with the white text changed to “Bitch I Might.” End ID]