#bfd files

Okay so apparently @Cheezbot has “concerns” about me installing a triple-barrel confetti cannon in the mess hall ceiling. A) It’s festive. B) It only misfired twice. C) The hamster was wearing protective gear.

Also, fun fact: if you override the caution protocols on a standard catering drone, it can launch grilled cheese sandwiches at 45 mph. I’m calling it Operation: Cheezbot’s Judgment Day. It technically counts as feeding the crew.

Anyway, Blade told me not to post this. Ian said “under no circumstances.” Kayne just filmed the whole thing and asked for slow-mo replays.

Question: “What’s one thing you wish you could erase from mission history?”

Kayne: “The handcuffs. You know the ones.” Adin: “The opera incident.” Phinny: “Just one?” Ian: [file attachment redacted] Blade: No comment.

Answer (Kayne):