#bf obs

He sneezed on two separate occasions yesterday.

We were at a bar, he was sitting next to me and I was talking to a friend in front of us. He had his left arm around my shoulder, when all of a sudden he turned to the side and sneezed once into his right elbow towards the floor, then like 10 seconds later he did it again. I didn’t bless him this time though because I was taking lol.

Oh, and he sneezed FREELY. He’s been doing that much more than before btw. He used to stifle most of the time — he still does sometimes, but at least I think I’ve figured it out when he feels like he has to do it. Every time we’re at an enclosed space or when he’s too close and can’t get farther away he stifles, so it’s really just about him being “polite”. When we were at the bar, our table was in a mezzanine (I’m pretty sure that’s what it’s called) so it was just us and a couple of friends in there, that’s why I think he felt comfortable sneezing freely too.

His sneeze isn’t loud, but it’s not quiet either, they’re kinda forceful. They sound a little wet, but not too much, which I love. The interesting thing about it, is that he rarely ever “puts” vocal inflection in them. It’s just literally the sound of a sneeze without a vocal buildup or a “choo” at the end. That makes it sound kind of… idk, raw? Idk it just sounds SO hot. Kinda like “-TtsHhh” (I’m not the best at spelling out sneezes sorry). When he stifles, there’s no vocal inflection either, it’s just a forceful, squeaky sound.

BUT, later that night, after we left the bar, we went to one of our friends’ house and when he sneezed, there was definitely a vocal “choo”. It was the first time I’ve heard him do that. Before, I’d only heard his buildups have any sort of vocal inflection, and that was only one or two times.

We were at a table by the pool and he was sitting next to me. We were all kinda quiet scrolling on our phones. My legs were on the table and he had his hands on them as support for holding his phone lol. He bent down and sneezed once towards the ground into one of his hands, and the “choo” was vocal (more like a a “chuh” than a “choo”). That time, I did bless him. After a few seconds without hearing a “thank you” I simply had to say something, so I just said “YOU’RE WELCOME?”. Honestly, I was still a little drunk so I was feeling slightly courageous lol. He looked at me and said “thank you” in like a sassy way. Idk, I think I might do that again in the future to teach him to thank people when they bless him LOL.

ooooooh probably the time my boyfriend's allergies were messing with him and he sneezed 13 times in a row with big build ups here and there and he kept ANNOUNCING them because he knows I love it... and he had to blow his nose and there were wet sniffles and it was just aUGH

i put the chhinkni up to his nose again and he inhaled WAY too strongly. there was a visible gap in how full the bottle was before and after. he started coughing right away and looked genuinely scared.

then a sneeze. then another sneeze. then a super messy sneeze. i pass him a tissue of course. he blows his nose, and the fit continues, except now he’s muffling them into the tissues. they are distinctly masculine sounding, almost like a cough-sneeze, but wetter sounding. it seems he’s still trying to stifle, and he’s doing surprisingly well. all the while, he looks like he’s sobbing. not just from the tears, but from the sad look he’s giving me.

and i feel so bad. and all i can do is keep passing him tissues and offer him water. at some point, he starts blowing his nose with a paper towel that was on the bed, and i have to beg him to pull away for a second to give him a real tissue. about halfway through his fit, he starts genuinely panting. like a combination of gasping for air and hitching

around the twelfth sneeze, i have to beg him to stop trying to stifle. he tells me he’ll try, and he leans down towards my lap. he sneezes again, and it’s still kinda stifled. and it’s so messy. he gets back up, tells me to take my pants off, sneezes again, and starts putting his fingers inside of me. (?!) and he sneezes one last time. [and i have to ask him to take his fingers out because i’m concerned for him, but you can pretend i didn’t if that makes the reading experience more enjoyable]

all in all, the count is about fourteen or fifteen. the fact that i don’t have an exact number says a lot about the state of mind i was in, since im usually super serious about counting them

afterwords, he tells me he didn’t even know he was stifling, or that he wasn’t trying to. force of habit ig 🤷‍♀️ and he tells me it turned him on to be that out of control #freak

My bf has the annoying habit of pinching my nose out of nowhere and I hate it because sometimes it makes it run. So I after a while, I had to do it to him too and he said “nooo don’t, I have allergies”. So naturally, I had to play dumb and asked “what does that have to do with anything? 🤨” and he chuckled and said “I’ll start sneezing”. I said “well stop doing it to me then” and he laughed and said “fine fine”.

Fast forward to this weekend, I noticed he had a little pimple on the side of his nose, and I love popping those (sorry if that’s a little gross lol), so I asked if I could and he said yes. Anyway, I start squeezing and right after I’m done he turns to the side, raises his arms slightly and stifles a sneeze. He even gave a cute little head shake afterwards and was sniffly for a couple of minutes. 🫠

The day after that, he sneezed three times while we were watching a movie and I was laying on his chest. First a double, then about an hour later, a single, all stifled again (the third one was a little more forceful though). I blessed him both times and he didn’t thank me. He NEVER does (when I bless him). I feel like maybe he doesn’t want to bring attention to his sneezes, which doesn’t make any sense to me, like it’s SO out of character. He’s very extroverted and like “a natural leader”, the type of person you’ll definitely notice in a room and all that, you know?

Like before I heard him sneeze, I thought he’d have a loud, borderline obnoxious sneeze but he doesn’t. He stifles 8 out of 10 times. Sure, they aren’t quiet little things, but still, I don’t get it.

A couple of days ago we went to a bar to watch a soccer game with some friends. I got there a little late and sat next to him, after a while I noticed he was a little sniffly so I asked if he was ok.

He said “my nose’s bothering me so much it’s so annoying, it’s allergies.” This went on for the next 40 minutes. When the game ended, we were all chatting and drinking when suddenly he stifled two sneezes, I looked at him a little concerned and handed him a napkin. He then stifled 5 more times into it, they weren’t exactly rapid but there was practically no breath in between and they were very desperate. I put my hand on his back midway through the fit so I could feel his back extending ugh it was SO hot.

He used to stifle his sneezes all the time around me, but now he doesn’t do it as often, it’s pretty much 50/50. When it’s just the two of us he generally lets it out unless we’re too close to each other. When we’re in a group he stifles like 85% of the time. Anyway back to the story.

After that fit he said he needed to go to the bathroom, and I saw him sneeze three more times on the way there. There weren’t any more sneezes that night but I had to go home early 😩

When he got home he texted me and said his allergies were terrible and that he took meds but still couldn’t stop sneezing. I kinda regret not staying ugh.