#beyonce eberhardt

see sometimes Beyoncé (the cat) doesn't JUST talk in Beyoncé (the person) lyrics. sometimes she just talks.

which is alarming enough on its own if we're being real.

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so anyway Miss Dookie had kittens. two of them. meet Beyoncé and Kelly. I was gambling with the names bc I was hoping she'd have 3...but in the absence of Michelle, they have Mischa, so...

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what's the saying? don't be suspicious-ah don't be suspicious?

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some nighttime cat content for you. these cats are honestly, always up to some fuck shit, especially Kelly. he's quite aggressive. also yes apparently Kelly is a male cat.

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cat content! who doesn't love cat content? (Jakob. that's who.)

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don't remember why I went and edited these specific slice of life style screenshots but I think it was really meant to be like 'hey look Mischa is a cat guy and will be forever n ever' or whatever. the next gen's EP is Cats and Dogs btw.

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CATS: (meowing)

speaking of kids...Dookie is making a great mom so far! I...think. as good of one as she can be with her completely oddball children.

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