#bexy's asks

who cooks: well they all take turns. Dean, it turns out, is surprisingly good at cooking, but he doesn't have a lot of practice making things outside of like... spaghetti-os. the stuff Cas makes is kind of generic because he's not good at improvising and obviously his version of the taste test is way off so he doesn't trust himself to do it, but he can make really complicated things and they're still good. and Lisa is basically their teacher.who does the laundry and other chores: mostly Lisa because the other two can be kind of disastrous, but they still help out because there's no way Lisa is taking care of three boys on her ownhow many children do they have: Ben is like a son (or actually a son) for all of them okay :') who's the most dominant: lol LISA is everyone new here~favorite non-sexual activity: I think they cook and spend time in the kitchen a lot, it's actually one of my favorite headcanons for them ;U;their favorite place to be together: the kitchen again whoopsany traditions: they alternate parent-teacher conferences and oh man have I mentioned cooking enough because they totally rotate nights making new dishes every now and thenI skipped the song one whoops what they do for each other on holidays: they probably all contribute in their own way. but the first few times Lisa really goes all-out because she knows how to celebrate and she knows neither Dean nor Castiel has had anything like that in a really long time. Dean grumbles about it and Castiel does not understand these strange human customs, but when they all fall asleep in a pile, sated and half-drunk (well, Dean and Lisa are) and the Christmas lights soft as they line the window of the bedroom, they do really appreciate it.where did they go on their honeymoon: I don't think they got married?where did they first meet: well... duhany pets: I think eventually Lisa would get a cat or two because they all like cats. actually Lisa seems more like a dog person but I think Dean is pretty on-edge because of dogs so she's really understanding of that and she likes cats, so!what do they fight over: mostly like... how they went from more or less constantly fighting to a domestic life, and how to get used to having that domestic life. also Lisa would probably get exasperated over how useless they were at helping to clean and stuff at first whoops.do they go on vacations? if so, where: I don't think they have a lot of free time but when they do they get a babysitter for Ben and idk maybe one of Lisa's relatives has a cabin somewhere nice. or Cas can take them places; like, Lisa always wanted to go to Europe but never really had the time or money and now she does, plus Cas massively cuts down on travel time

who cooks: Charlie mostly. then again, they probably eat at restaurants a lot on Bela's dime.who does the laundry and other chores: again, Charlie; Bela probably has everything dry-cleaned how many children do they have: none.who's more dominant: Bela. Charlie's switchy, but occasionally she likes it when Bela calls her "your majesty" during sex whoopsfavorite nonsexual activity: they like to walk around parks a lot, though Bela hurries by swing sets. Charlie doesn't ask, because when Bela doesn't want to answer, she won't answer.their favorite place to be together: Bela's giant apartmentany traditions: does switching their identities up every ~six months or so counttheir song: eh can't be bothered what they do for each other on holidays: oh Charlie probably gets really into it and like for BIG holidays she'll dress up the apartment and Bela likely just rolls her eyes but secretly finds it very charmingwhere did they go on their honeymoon: somewhere really swanky and expensive, and Charlie spent the whole time wearing like, a hula skirtwhere did they first meet: Bela needed someone to hack a museum website so they wouldn't know what was missing, and she was struck by the pretty, social female hackerany pets: ahhh Bela's cat :') and Charlie would love cats omg they probably have like four catswhat do they fight over: they never really trust people and they've always kind of got one foot out the door, including with each other. also, they're pretty fiercely independent.do they go on vacation, and if so where: yeah probably all the time because it's how they deal with the fact that they're perpetually on the verge of running away or whatever. they go to the most expensive hotels on earth and the fanciest places, pretty much, on Bela's dollars or Charlie's hacking and sneaking around know-how.

aaaand I will probably work on the Dean/Meg one some other time because lol I am moderately in love with that prompt AS YOU CAN IMAGINE.

(OH GOD THIS SUCKS I AM SORRY.)

There's a breeze and the tree branches sway and rise up in it, the sun flaring through to hit Ruby's eyes hard. That moment of ache inside her skull, with a pretty angel at her side holding her hand out - now that's fucking beautiful.

and at first Bela would be like "...really" about the LARPing thing with Dean and Charlie, but eventually she'd see how happy it makes them and buy them the best costumes :') 

Sam's not supposed to be serving table 17 tonight. He asks for it anyway, and he's grinning a little bit when he walks over, even if it's not like her.

(I tried to google food Jensen doesn't like and I couldn't find anything. so, sorry if you actually love sweet potatoes, Jensen! and also sorry for the ridiculous porn of you as the subbiest sub who ever subbed in the universe u kno u kno.)