#beuregard

Nott — teeny little goblin trash woman with a drinking problem. But I guess now she’s not anymore and she looks like a regular person again? And also she was reunited with her husband, idk where he was though. The real message here is that Sam likes to play as tiny people

Beauregard — blue lesbian monk who wants to make out with every woman she meets. All the fanart I’ve seen makes her look like Sokka from Avatar? I must know if Marisha thought of that when she was first designing her character

Yasha — goth lesbian barbarian. Looks like if a member of KISS went feral and lived in the woods for awhile and then returned to civilization to become a medieval women’s wrestling champ. But apparently she’s got a secret Soft Spot. Her wife died? Or something? Idk everyone’s just happy that Blindspot ended and Ashley can play her every week now.

Fjord — sad green cowboy pirate. I think he’s got some terrifying sea monstress or something for a sugar mama and she made him change his accent cuz she didn’t Approve. Also she almost killed him. Overall probably deserves better

Caduceus — Cow Man. Goat Man? Goat Cow Man? I have no flipping idea. But he looks like his ears must be velvety soft and his pink hair smells good. He drinks tea and everyone thinks he’s wise (though I suspect he’s actually just pretty and dumb.) He’s like if Uncle Iroh was a cryptid. Pretty sure flowers spring up in his footprints wherever he walks.

Jester — blue angel princess baby! Just a Little Girl who must be Protected! Even though she’s got, like, an insanely powerful god as her patron and he gave her a tonnnnn of super strong magical abilities and I think she’s maybe the most powerful person in the group? But no one notices cuz they’re too busy being disastrously in love with her 24/7

Caleb — another Sad Boi, but I guess it’s valid cuz he burned his whole family to a crisp #yikes. He’s got some other issues and basically when he tells you he’s not a good man he’s right, that’s why his only friend is a cat. But of course that makes him a hundred times hotter than if he was just a regular good guy. Don’t bother with your self-inserts though cuz he’s hopelessly in love with Jester and I don’t even watch this show but I am HIGHLY invested in this ship

Mollymauk — I’m sure he was cool, but I get the feeling he’s just cooler now cuz he died. Purple tiefling, always spangled and bedecked with jewels, probably had a sugar daddy in every major city in Tal’dorei. Has slept with every member of the Council. Used hedonism to cope with his soap-opera-grade amnesia, I’m just using my imagination here but I wouldn’t be surprised if he was actually the smartest person in the party before he died. He would’ve been the Hot One except he’s a little too exotic and intense.

Trent Ickythong? — that name is an aptonym. Slimy piece of garbage whose standing with the party is KOS, but I don’t know why.

The Traveler — trickster god who only obtained his status because a little girl Believed in Him. Before that he liked to shape shift and mess with adventuring parties just for tricksies. Has kind of settled down now that he’s basically a parent but I still don’t know his angle

sorry it’s not really refined but whatever i’m really tired

someone reminded me of my badass disaster lesbian so here she is

(first of all i’d like to credit @tanoraqui for the tags they left on the first crossover post, this was largely inspired by those)