#bethulia

He shows a fool in every wise Who day and night forever hies From feast to feat to fill his paunch And make his figure round and staunch, As though his mission he were filling By drinking too much wine and swilling And bringing hoar-frost o’er the grape. In to the fool’s ship toss the ape, He kills all reason, is not sage, And will regret it in old age. His head and hands will ever shake, His life a speedy end may take, For wine’s a very harmful thing, And man shows no strong reasoning Who only drinks for sordid ends, A drunken man neglects his friends And knows no prudent moderation, And drink leads to fornication; It oft induces grave offense, A wise man drinks with common sense. For wine old Noah cared no whit, Although he found and planted it; By wine Loth twice to sin was led, Through wine the Baptist lost his head, Through wine a wise man comes to prate And set a fool’s cap on his pate; When Israelites were drunk with wine And glutted full like silly swine, They gamboled then in highest glee And had to dance in revelry. To Aaron’s sons did God decree That abstinent and chaste they be And that to wine they should not turn, But this decree the priests would spurn. King Holofernes too when drunk, He had his head cut off his trunk; To feasts Tomyris had recourse When old King Cyrus she would force; Wine caused the fall of Ben-hadad, Deprives was he of all he had; When Alexander played the sot His honor, virtue he forgot And practiced deeds in drunkenness That presently brought sad distress. The rich man reveled once so well That on the morn he ate in hell. Man would not be a slave, in fine, If he disowned the demon wine: Are wine and sumptuous food your itch? You’ll not be happy, not get rich. Woe’s him and woe’s his father too, He’ll have misfortunes not a few Who always gorges like a beast Proposing toasts at every feast, And would with others glasses clink; The man whose joy is endless drink Is like a man who falls asleep Defenseless in the ocean deep; Thus they who drink are e’er are gay, Carousing, topping night and day: If he’s their friend, the generous host Brings veal galore, a cow almost, And gives them almonds, figs, and rice, The bill, alas, is writ on ice. Some men would be intelligent From wine if wisdom e’er it lent, Who cool their throats with rich libation. Friend drinks to friend without cessation: “I drink to you.” “Here’s happy days!” “This cup for you.” “This yours!” he says; “I’ll toast you till we both are filled!” Thus speak the men of folly’s guild. Upset the glass, the drinker too, A rope around his neck would do Him better far than wild carousing And naught but foolishness arousing, That ancient Seneca did flay In books that still are read today, Which say one pays a drunken man More heed than many a sober man, And how an honor high ‘tis rated By wine to be intoxicated; I censure those who tipple beer, A keg of it per man, I hear, Becoming so inebriate That with them one could open a gate. A fool shows no consideration, A wise man drinks with moderation, Feels better, illness too defies, That one imbibing bucketwise. The wine, ‘tis true, our thirst will slake But later stabs one like a snake, And poison through the veins will pour, As Basiliscus found of yore.

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Of Gluttony and Feasting

Sebastian Brant  1458-1521

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Michelangelo Caravaggio, Judith Beheading Holofernes (1599)