#besus

how did you send the letter to henry when he was "ink demon"?

Nothing suspicious

Nothing suspicious at all...

Or a Carpenter Bee

                          ... IT COMES AND GOES IN WAVES

we {{ survive }}, but we always let something behind.

So like.

Besus was a dude Yknow.

He walked around trying to spread the Horrordust religion and shit.

Apparently people didn’t like that.

So they put him on the cross and blah blah.

“I didn’t die for your sins, I died for Horrordust.”

The Ten Amendments?

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“Do I cuss? That’s the stupidest fucking question I’ve heard today. NEXT.”

“Biblically accurate JAA? Yeah, I know them. Pretty fun.”

“What’s Horrordust? Die. Oh, you want to learn? Shit, my bad.”

“Why do people say burn in hell? It’s a great place. My dad lives there. After he DIED of ligma—“

Horrordust is canon in Besus mythology if you couldn’t already tell.

“Who said homosexuality wasn’t allowed? It wasn’t Adam and Eve. It was Horror and Dust.”

@purpleperson441 (my cousin) and i took a walk in a trail. she and i were making an entire cliche yn enemys to lovers mafia wattpad story while she was on the verge of fainting because she got stung by something

also there was a fuck ton of alcohol there, and we found a bridge that looked like acid had rained on it and hopped on and found nothing on the other side

Dw thats where Besus and his followers set up camp/j