How is this only the second one?! I will have to overly penetrate my brain for these. Recently, everything that comes out of his mouth is worthy to be regurgitated onto this which makes life and times difficult to remember.
1. “Fucking bastards!” Yelled out in the public staffroom while he mimed shooting a fake bazooka (obviously fake).
2.”I am the best English speaker of us all. I am the best English speaker of us all. How many times have you heard me say this? Is this the first?”
3. “Matthew has an amazing sense of humour. Oh, Kate is OK too” to his mother while we were both present.
4. “Will you take all this stuff I am holding into the classroom for me? Thanks friend!”
5. “How am I so funny in English?”
6. “I am on a diet. No carbon dioxide”. He meant carbs. Don’t worry, I corrected him.
7. “I smoked once when I was 30 because I thought women would like me”
8. “Fuck. No! It isn’t rude because I actually said ‘buck’ that time”.
9.”For example: fuck my life” When he was explaining (in Japanese) to another Japanese English teacher on his birthday that I taught him a bunch of abbreviations in English.
10. “Matthew has a beautifully shaped head”. This one is better without context.
11. “McDonald’s. Curry. Sushi. Vicious cycle”.
12. “Since I started using Apple products...how can I say this? My life is better”.
13. “He looks like Edward Norton”. About Matt all the time.
14. Me: “Do you like Muse?”
Kenichi: “The three piece from Britain? I only know them by name”
15. “He was doing self yoga” When describing to us what he saw a man doing in the hotel across from his apartment. He quite frequently sees some adult content. On this particular occasion, he got up on his bed to show us how this man had been touching himself.
16. “There is marijuana in Australia? It must be paradise!”
17. “What is memory? Data or things?”
19. “Pasta is often the best solution”
20. “How is Simba responsible for climate change?” after watching the Lion King for the first time.
