#besbask

Once upon a time, there was a very beautiful woman. Her name was…well, names don’t matter fer the purpose a the story. So, there was this very beautiful woman, and one day, a man approached her. He was pretty good lookin’, not too much to handle, though. So, the guy starts talking to the girl, starts flirting with her. Things go fairly well, and the boy does the same thing the next day. And the next day. And he keeps talking with her and flirting with her and spending time with her until he eventually asks her out on a date. She accepts, and after this date, they go on more dates. Eventually, the beautiful woman and the man get married: and then they have kids together. And that is the story of how I met your mother.

Uh…honey, is there an ‘Enoshima’ goin’ to that school, too? Because, if there is…welcome to home school, you are never gonna set foot inside that buildin’.

AT LEAST MY SPOUSE HAS BOTH OF THEIR EYES!

When you’re at least sixteen and as long as they’re punk rock.

Uh…sure, bud. I’ll toss that thing around with ya.

Uh…that’s really expensive, honey. I’d, uh…rather ya not. But, hey: ya want a guitar or somethin’, I think I got ukelele’re somethin’ around here.

I really need to stop falling in love with girls I have no chance with

Buddy, I’ve experience that. Sayaka is…uncannily kinky when she wants to be.