#bert whoo

Sonic is confronted by fans who ask him why his franchise isn't like it was when they were 12-years-old (i.e. when it was was at its peak).

AI Prompt: Write an entry in Dr. Eggman’s diary about Bert's Diner.

Dear Diary,

Today I visited Bert's Diner, a quaint little joint in Station Square, and had quite the experience. I thought it would be a great opportunity to enjoy a nice meal and plot my next nefarious scheme at the same time. But things didn't quite go as planned.

I had just finished placing my order with the friendly waitress, Bert herself, when I noticed a commotion coming from the kitchen. Suddenly, a young blue hedgehog burst out of the kitchen, causing chaos in the diner. It was none other than Sonic the Hedgehog!

I was about to spring into action and take down my arch-nemesis, but Bert interrupted my thoughts. She explained that Sonic was actually helping her out in the kitchen. Apparently, the cook had called in sick and Sonic was filling in. Can you imagine that? Sonic, cooking! Ha!

But what really threw me for a loop was when Sonic came over to my table to take my order. He was wearing a ridiculous apron and a chef's hat, trying his best to look professional. I couldn't help but chuckle at the sight.

Despite my reservations, I decided to order the chili cheese fries. They sounded good, and I was curious to see if Sonic could really cook. And you know what? They were actually pretty good! Who knew Sonic had hidden culinary talents?

As I ate my chili cheese fries, I couldn't help but think about how ridiculous the situation was. Here I was, eating at a diner run by a kind old lady, served by my arch-nemesis, and enjoying it all. What a strange world we live in.

But at least I got a good meal out of it. And who knows, maybe I'll even consider teaming up with Sonic in the future - in the kitchen, at least.

Yours truly,