#berit backull

~~~~~~ Kurt: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?  Kenneth: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Klas, deer!"  Kurt: ...And what did Klas do?  Kenneth: ...They said "Yes, Honey?" ~~~~~~

Mäskis-Gunnar: Mint is just cold spicy.  Kurt: ...  Kurt: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.

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Gita, setting down a card: Ace of spades.  Berit, pulling out an Uno card: +4.  Margita, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!  Josua, trembling: What are we playing?!

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Kenneth: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.  Klas: You and me!  Kenneth: *tearing up* Ok. ~~~~~~ Berit: I fell—  Kurt: From heaven?  Berit: No, I literally fell—  Kurt: In love with me the moment you saw me?  Berit: MY ARM IS BROKEN!  Kurt: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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*talking on the phone*  Gita: Remember how I said that Margita and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?  Berit: Yeah…  Gita: Well, we’re in jail.  Berit: *hangs up*

~~~~~~ Mäskis-Gunnar: The Ocean is a soup.  Josua:  Josua: Do elaborate.  Mäskis-Gunnar: What are needed for something to be a soup?  Josua: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.   Mäskis-Gunnar: *Tilts head*  Josua: The Ocean is a Soup.  Mäskis-Gunnar: The Ocean is a Soup.

~~~~~~ Josua: I’m totally useless.  Kurt: You’re not totally useless.  Kurt: You can be used as a bad example.

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Kenneth: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?  Klas: For the dogs.  Kenneth: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?  Klas: They don't know how.

~~~~~~ Mäskis-Gunnar: Wanna hear some dark humor.  Kurt: Yeah, I love dark humor.  Mäskis-Gunnar: Alright.  Mäskis-Gunnar: *Turns off the lights*  Mäskis-Gunnar: Knock knock.  Kurt: Turn the damn lights back on.

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Gita: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.  Margita: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

~~~~~~ Berit: I hate you sometimes.  Kurt: Well according to this picture Josua drew of us holding hands that's not true.  Berit: Kurt, you drew that.  Kurt: That doesn't matter.

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Gita: *pulls back the curtain while Margita is showering*  Gita:  Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?

~~~~~~ Josua: Hi, who's this? Mäskis-Gunnar changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.  Kurt: What's mine?  Josua: Dwarf.  Kurt: I'M NOT THAT SHORT!  Josua: Oh, hey dad.  Kurt: FUCK!

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Josua: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

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Kurt: You’re an idiot.  Mäskis-Gunnar: That’s the charm.

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Berit: Klas learned how to fold origami penguins from Kenneth the other day. I told them, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day they put them in the fridge.

~~~~~~ Kurt: Punch me in the face.  Berit: ...Punch you?  Kurt: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?  Berit: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.

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Kurt: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you had a fake ID.  Josua: *Incoherent mumbling*  Kurt: Huh?  Josua: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.

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