[asmr] asmr leads to date?!
streamer! gender neutral reader x asmr youtuber! huening kai
streamer obsessed with an [asmr] channel slips up on stream, which leads to an unexpected date.
!! swearing, ooc, roleplay mentions, smau + written, kinda cringe?, beomjun and taebin mentions, lmk anything else
yeonjun could wait; you settle down in front of the camera, mirroring you like a copy. With a click of the mouse, the countdown began ticking. 10, 9, 8, 7..
You weren't nervous, of course. There were times, too many, where you had been clipped for worse. so, those heebie jeebies that crawled on your skin back in the early days were gone. This is supposed to be just a chill Q&A session.
just a question here and there, revealing just the right amount of information to pique the viewers' interest and keep them engaged.
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The number of viewers keeps piling up as you wait for it to reach at least a few hundred to start yapping. busing yourself to pass the time, you monitor the comments, getting an idea about what the audience could be interested in.
soon enough, you found yourself answering their questions. You even found it cute how they wanted to know even the most insignificant things about you, just like how children ask random questions.
Most of them were, as expected, related to Genshin, your holy cash cow. Some asked about your personal life, likes and dislikes, education, motivation, etc. some even went out of their way to tease you!
[whos ur best built chara in genshinn]
ofcourse its FLINSS! you had said enthusiastically, it wasn't as if you hadnt tried to build other characters but flins had just clicked into place with all the artifacts suiting him and having his second bis help tremendiously.
as a regular smegular viewer you should know this bingu you could be seen narrowing your eyes in mock threat
[choose quick, pb&j or nutella for brekkie]
uhh pb&j? you tilt your head in confusion, you had never tried nutella before ive never had nutella before so..the choice was obvious for me you reason out with a laugh full of mirth
[higgest dmg with flins]
2.3mil. DONT JUDGE! we listen, and we don't judge. Yeah, my flins is not in the top point 1%, so what? you take your accusing finger back from the chat as you huff and look away, feigning anger, excited to see how the chat would react
[haha lowser]
what. chat, why are you guys being so insensitive, my feelings are being hurt you say hiding your face in your palms
moving aawn! you read the next question
[do you know how to cook?]
'do i know how to cook?' hah. don't even ask, not to boast but I've heard I'm a great— no, the greatest cook there is. my flatmates' words, not mine. you raise both your hands in surrender, swearing truth.
[fav recipe pls >_<]
ofcouse! instead of explaining it and telling yall to imagine it, i'll show you the vlog i made while cooking it. it's an indian sweet dish! called kheer. lemme just put my headphones on and share my screennn. you yap, going on and on about the recipe while disappearing and reappearing with your cat headphones on.
just as the headphones connect to your device, you and your esteemed guests (viewers) hear a voice. not just any voice— the voice that fills your ears is not soft, nor is it comforting.
"woof!"
you freeze. you soul trying to eacape. A dog barks loudly into the mic.
And then...a very familiar voice, trying—and failing—to stay in character “good boy… yeah… we’re both good boys today…” what the H.E.C.K. was happening.
[HELPPP?] [WHAT WAS THATT] [HES GOT THAT DAWG IN HIM] [YN EXPLAIN YOURSELF] [NOT THE DOG ROLEPLAY DAMN] [MUM JUST ASKED ME WHY AM I ON ADULT WEBSITES IMMEDIATELY AFTER DINNER]
Your hand slams onto the mouse so hard it nearly misses. but it was too late, the damage was done. you rake in a deep breath, trying to think about anything but this dog rp vid as it stares back at you.
so, i can explain. you start, backed with no possible explaination that could excuse a dog rp vid in your youtube history
[NO YOU CANNOT 😭] [I’M CRYING WHAT DO YOU MEAN EXPLAIN] [YOU WATCH THIS REGULARLY???] [HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BE HONEST]
You inhale deeply.
first of all, you point at the screen like you’re the victim here—because somehow, you feel like you are—why are you all acting like you’ve never appreciated… versatile content.
[VERSATILE????]
[DOG??? CONTENT???]
I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS THAT VIDEO you blurt out. Already flushing in embarrassment.
[THAT MEANS YOU WATCH MULTIPLE 😭]
[PLURAL????]
[OH YOU’RE A FAN FAN]
You clap your hands over your face. I'm so done right now.
✨ end of stream!! ✨
