i like this. i like this a lot. omg. 

Okay so in this dream Benny went and bought a really cute houseboat (I assume he bought it, he was just on it already) and he made it all cozy with a bed and fairy lights all along the sides and a grill on the deck and a kitchen, etc. And he was just kind of casually making his way up or down the Mississippi, staying away from people, being good, and he stopped somewhere and found Crowley, who had been kicked out of Hell and was beaten to shit. And he didn't really know Crowley, obviously, since they've never met, but he was like 'hey, I need someone to look after and keep me sane now that I can't see my great-granddaughter anymore, you'll do' so he dropped Crowley into the bed and painted a devil's trap around it and Crowley was not pleased but Benny just kept being all cute and caring and force-feeding him gumbo and just generally being a teddy bear vampire until Crowley sort of warmed up to him and then they were traveling together like bros (who would probably get drunk and screw occasionally) and it was jUST SO CcUTE