I started playing a game that I played constantly when I was younger. I never actually got around to finishing during my childhood because I knew what the ending was and I never wanted to experience it. Anyways, I actually finished it this time and was able to be 100% good throughout. But the whole time I sat there and remembered that I can’t marry two of my favorite characters because the were important characters to the plot or something like that, I’m not sure why. The game in question is Fable 3. It’s not the best game but fuck does it give me some of that happiness chemical. It also reminds me why I’m bisexual. Ben Finn and Page just get my heart going. And I hate that they can’t be married. We have history with them bros, they are just *chef kiss*. Your only other marriage options are random npcs, your lover who you can chose to kill with in like 10 minutes of starting the game, or you can steal the fiancé of the person running an orphanage; who could your ex-lover if you choose to keep them alive otherwise it’s just another npc. I killed the ex-lover because it was them or 3 ring leaders of a protest because the protagonist’s brother is a tyrant. What I’m trying to say is, Fuck Lionhead Studios for making the most interesting characters unattainable despite them making the most sense of being a love interest. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
