First day of philosophy class
Professor: So if you look online the smc website, you'll see that it has my name and a phone number…I have no idea whose number that is or why it's there, but I am scared to call and find out who's on the other line. Also, if you look outside through that window--you see that bench?--that's my office. It looks like there's someone in my office right now…I don't know what they're doing in there.
Anyways, I now have my attractive philosophy professor's cell number because he doesn't have a school phone number :D












