A Pig Blowing Itâs Nose
This is a BMC tickle fic prompted by @mountain-dew-tickledpink
Summary: Rich and Jeremy have a full on war over collectors cards
Please donât be put off by the title lol
This wasnât a very uncommon occurrence: Rich and Jeremy wrestling on the floor over something as simple as a game card.
âI saw it first!â, Jeremy cried, wiggling over Rich to grab the card which was on the other side of the room.
Rich grabbed his leg, tripping him, and scrambled over to grab the card, raising his arms in triumph when he got it.
âNot so fast!â, Jeremy said, lifting himself up from the floor and lunging at Rich, causing both of them to topple onto the green carpet of Richâs bedroom.Â
This had all started with a card trade, which I know is usually not something that you would see high school kids doing, but Jeremy and Rich happened to share a passion of video game character cards. When Richâs Squip left, his secret love of these little childish pieces of paper was the second thing that he openly confessed.Â
And Jeremy had just been hanging out at Richâs place, trading, when he spotted a card that he didnât have at the back of Richâs card-book. Of course, the card was rightfully Richâs, but it was a double, and Jeremy really wanted it. For some reason, one copy of the same card just wasnât enough for him, and he demanded that he trade it for one of Jeremyâs cards. But Jeremy had no doubles left, so a war broke out between the two.
Rich escaped from Jeremyâs grip and re-grabbed the precious card. Jeremy was about to lunge at him again when Rich decided to exploit a certain weakness of Jeremyâs to his advantage.
See, one thing that everybody in school new about Jeremy was that the funny little nerd also happened to be very, very ticklish. Â
It was just so damn easy to find out; something as simple as a poke of encouragement made him jump and squeal.
Rich extended his fingers and started tickling him.Â
âWAHAHAHAHAIT RIHIHIHIHICH NOHOHOHOHO!â
âAh, Rich yesâ, Rich teased, scribbling at the other boyâs sides, âYou deserve this Jer! This is what you get for trying to steal my card!â.
âWAHAHAHAHAHAIT NOHOHOHOHOHNE OF THIHIHIHIHIS THAHAHTâS CHEHEATING!â
âThis?â, Rich questioned, âCould âthisâ refer to tickling by any chance?â
Jeremyâs face went red.
âNOHOHOHO RIHIHIHIHICH DOHOHOHOHONâT BE AN ASSHOHOHOHOLE!!!â
âWhat? Itâs just a word. Tickle. Tickle. Tickletickletickletickletickle!â, Rich cooed, reaching under Jeremyâs arms. Jeremy snorted.
Snorted.
Like the sound of a pig blowing itâs nose.Â
Rich stopped his fingers:Â âShitâ.
Jeremy cupped his hand over his mouth in horror:Â âSorry, just, ack, gahhhhhh!!!â.
Rich hoped off Jeremy to let him breathe. He took in big pants of air.
âThat was a funny noiseâ, Rich teased.
Jeremy groaned in embarrassment, making Rich smile.
âItâs okay buddy, itâs not that bad. Ivâe heard worse. In fact-â.
Rich tackled Jeremy back over, making him yelp, âIt even makes me want to tickle you moreâ.
Jeremyâs eyes widened, âWait- NOHO!â
âSAY YOUâLL LET ME KEEP THE CARD!!!â, Rich cried out at the laughing mess beneath him. He clawed his fingers down to Jeremyâs stomach, making his laughter transform into soft yet desperate giggles.
âOkahahahahay, fine! Yohohohohou wihihiihin!â.
Rich smirked, âGood, but Iâm still going to tickle youâ.
Rich went back to the boyâs underarms, making him shriek and toss his head back in laughter.
âOHOHOHO MYHYHYHY CRAHAHAHAP, NOHOHOHOH FAHAHAHAHAIR!!!â
âAll is fair in love and card warâ, Rich teased, wiggling his fingers on Jeremyâs neck which was fully exposed from him tossing his head back. He jerked it down to his chest and made a snort double as loud as the last one.
This time however, Rich didnât stop. He knew that if he stoped at this specific moment Jeremy would get all embarrassed about the noise he just made, so Rich tried to ignore it.
Tried.
He couldât help but chuckle a little.
Jeremy thrashed around and laughed as Richâs fingers creeped under his pinned chin.
âPLEHEHEHASE, I CHAHAHAHANâT TAHAHAHAHAKE IHHIHIHIT AHAHAHAHNYMOHOHOHOHORE!â, Jeremy cried out in ticklish agony. That was the cue for Rich to stop.
Jeremy sat up panting once again.
âSorry dudeâ, Rich said sheepishly, âToo far?â
Jeremy just smiled, âWow, you are very passionate about your cards arenât youâ.
Rich chuckled:Â âAlwaysâ.
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