Satan to Mammon: Your face looks stupid.
Mammon: Well, your mother is ugly!
Satan: I know. When I think about, I wonder what did I do wrong in this life to deserve such hellish punishment.
*Lucifer pops into the room*: Being a sassy bitch.
Satan: Go to hell, Lucifer!
Lucifer: We are in hell, you can’t go farther than this.
Satan: Go piss yourself, Diavolo’s slut!
Lucifer: Love you too, daddy issues.
Satan: *screeching for murder*
Mammon: ....well that’s escalated quickl-
Lucifer & Satan: Shut it moron! No one asked for your opinion.
Lucifer & Satan: And you stop copying me!
*Belphie, Beel, and Asmo recording this whole moment secretly*
Asmo: *whispering* Aww! They are so cute. Just like father and son.
Lucifer & Satan: We heard you!
Asmo: Shit, run for your lives!