#belphogor

*All 7 demon brothers, Diavolo, Barbatos, Simeon, Solomon, and Luke raising their hands*

MC: ....from someone, who hasn’t tried to kill me, a psychopath, a whiner, or inhuman being. I need a sane person.

Mammon: Well, your mother is ugly!

Satan: I know. When I think about, I wonder what did I do wrong in this life to deserve such hellish punishment.

*Lucifer pops into the room*: Being a sassy bitch.

Satan: Go to hell, Lucifer!

Lucifer: We are in hell, you can’t go farther than this.

Satan: Go piss yourself, Diavolo’s slut!

Lucifer: Love you too, daddy issues.

Satan: *screeching for murder*

Mammon: ....well that’s escalated quickl-

Lucifer & Satan: Shut it moron! No one asked for your opinion.

Lucifer & Satan: And you stop copying me!

Bonus:

*Belphie, Beel, and Asmo recording this whole moment secretly*

Asmo: *whispering* Aww! They are so cute. Just like father and son.

Lucifer & Satan: We heard you!

Belphegor: As dark and bitter as depth of my sinister and murderous soul!

MC: Okay, one tall glass of cold milk coming right up!

Satan, not looking up from his book: MC is in a kitchen.

Belphie: Okay, thanks!

Mammon: Wait a damn minute! Since when MC became your pillow?!

Belphie: Since the day you got yourself in debt.

*Levi in the background*: LOL, you just got roasted!

Mammon: Shut it, you shut-in weirdo!

Levi: Give me back my money and Ruri-chan figures you stole, and you have a deal.

Mammon: First of all, I didn’t steal them. Second of all, I will get your money soon enough.

Levi: Lucifer! Mammon is being a scum again.