Cause we need some Belle and Tom stuff @tmvoldemort
Voldemort: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? Belle: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
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Belle: There. How do I look? Voldemort: Like a cheap French harlot. Belle: French?!
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Voldemort: What’s your body count? Belle: Do you mean sex or murder?
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Voldemort: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Belle: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way? Voldemort: I don't know, surprise me!















