Yo yo I sent the bill and ted ask! May I request just general dating bill and ted h/c’s? Thank you have a good day!
Dating Bill And Ted General HCs!
A/N: Bitch I love you!! Here ya go! Sorry it took a bit for these himbos to grace your feed! Poly x reader as usual! Party on, dude!
---
I'll assume you share their taste in music. However, if you don't, Bill and Ted will spend a lot of time trying to show you the "magic" of Van Halen, AC/DC, Dio, Black Sabbath... basically the entire rock catalogue.
"This song has a most excellent riff!"
"I must agree with my dear friend Ted!"
Weekly date nights! Usually, your dates consist of all three of you. However, every now and then they'll take turns taking you out. Just to keep things fresh and individual relationships sweet.
These himbos will do their best to plan a date amongst themselves in order to surprise you, and honestly?? They're, for the most part, clueless.
Their first idea is to take you to a gig. However, as two broke teens (three including you), that's not a feesible thing to do every week.
...that's their only fancy date idea. Sorry, but these guys are either too ambitious or too slow to think of something.
Usually, you end up going to the Circle K to grab a slushie each and some cheap food, sitting on the curb outside as you vibe.
All in all, they end up feeling less bad when you smile and laugh lots so? Maybe a Circle K date isn't so bad.
Bill trying to teach you to skate.
Ted getting worried and scolding Bill when you inevitably fall and hurt yourself.
"Bill! (Y/N) could've been seriously hurt!"
"Relax, Ted!"
"Guys, I'm fine-"
You helping Ted remember historical dates and names for history. Because, as we know, Ted is actually awful at remembering the details unless he can travel back and meet the figures in question.
You becoming the drummer for the Wyld Stallyns, despite the fact you also don't know how to play. They know this, they accept this, and they love you.
You holding the camera for them while they make a cool video? Absolutely.
"And behind the camera is our bodacious babe of a girlfriend!"
The Boys writing your name in the back of their workbooks in school. Maybe even on their desks.
As cliché as it is, Ted keeps a picture of you in his locker. Bill makes fun of him for it, but honestly thinks it's a good idea.
Bill and Ted helping hype each other to individually meet you. Yes you're dating, but they're usually together around you so... it's weird otherwise.
"What if (Y/N) doesn't have a good time?"
"Of course she will, dude. Because she's already dating you!"
"...oh yeah!" sweet air guitar.
Almost constant touches. Ted is the type to hug you or be close, whereas Bill is more reserved with his PDA. Hand holding, a hand in your back pocket, an arm around the shoulders, etc.
These boys will STILL blush like crazy when you kiss them. Doesn't even need to be on the lips, on the cheek will warrant the same reaction.
You receive random small gifts every now and then. Your favourite chocolate or drink, a walk along your favourite path, or even something smaller like a pet name you particularly enjoy that they rarely call you.
Your honour means everything to them. Someone talks smack about you, they'll do their best to stop it. They know they're dweebs and can't win a fight, but it doesn't stop them idioting their way into a nearly physical altercation.
You also protect their honour. Someone chats shit about either of the boys, and you are going to verbally leap to their defense. People definitely learn to keep things to themselves around you.
Movie nights!! With group cuddles!! Who's hand is that? You don't know. You grab it anyway. Who's foot is that? You also don't know. That's excellent!
"(Y/N)?"
"Yes, Ted?"
"Is it true that-"
"-no. For the last time, I don't have a favourite."
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
May I please request h/c’s for bill and ted with an artist s/o please?❤️💞💕thank you so much dude!! *air guitar
Bill & Ted With An Artist S/O Would Include...
A/N: Of course you can! Is this poly?? Yes. Can you stop me?? No. Was this fun?? Absolutely. I hope this isn't ooc since it's my first Bill & Ted thing! Party on, dude! *air guitar*
---
The first time they saw you, you were sat in the nearby park drawing in your sketchpad. They definitely thought you were hot as far as babes went. They walked behind you to sneak a glance at what you were doodling, and this is when they basically fell in love with your talent.
Their idea of getting to know you was getting you to draw them. At first you disagreed, though eventually caved in.
"Okay, guys. Fine. I'll draw you."
"Excellent!" air guitar + sweet riff.
They kept their portraits, proudly hanging them on their bedroom walls beside their AC/DC and Van Halen posters.
To be honest, any art you give them gets added onto their walls.
COMPLIMENTS, COMPLIMENTS, COMPLIMENTS.
"You're the most creative of babes."
"This is the most triumphant of artistic endeavours."
"Excellent!"
Air guitars!! Air guitars count as a compliment because they do it whenever you gift them anything.
Let's get into specifics about the boys.
Ted absolutely adores sitting next to you, perching over your shoulder and watching you. It's mesmerising to him, his dorky grin wide on his face as he nods along to each line you draw or paint.
When you look at him, he nods more enthusiastically, his grin only growing. You don't have the heart to tell him he's distracting, so let it be.
Eventually he'll hold you from behind, you sat between his legs, and he'll watch. Or sleep on your shoulder. Or get bored and drag you to meet Bill somewhere.
This guy can't get enough of your scenery paintings and drawings. He absolutely finds it peaceful.
Now, Bill on the other hand??
Bill is more of a portrait kinda guy. Whether it's him, yourself, or Ted doesn't matter. He will push for a portrait of you, so he can have you around him more.
He 100% tries to take your art tools and replicate what you can do. Obviously, he has no idea what he's doing. Obviously, he knows this. Obviously, he doesn't expect you to see through him.
His plan to solve this?
"Hey, Ted, we should go find Da Vinki!"
"Yeah!" Pause. "Why?"
"So we can learn to paint and impress (Y/N) with our totally heinous artist skills!"
"Oh yeah!" air guitar.
He means well, but he is so much more distracting than Ted. He'll actually put his chin on your shoulder, play music loud, try to play his guitar to impress you, or just bounce on the bed/couch/wherever you are.
He absolutely admires your skill, but the time it takes frustrates him!
Together, they're a lot more manageable. Not by much, though.
"Hey, babe, draw us fighting!" followed by Bill trying to lightsaber duel Ted with a leftover Christmas paper tube.
Requests. Constantly.
THE BOYS OFFERING TO TAKE YOU TO SEE FAMOUS ARTISTS THROUGHOUT HISTORY.
Or, y'know, bring them back to see you.
Surprising you with legitimate, authentic art pieces from Picasso, Da Vinci, Dalí, and more for your birthday, Christmas, or honestly whenever they want to surprise you.
The Boys fight about who hands it to you, because the idea that you'd thank them both for it doesn't cross their minds.
Suddenly, they excel in art class and EVERYONE is shook.
"See ya later, (art medium most used) babe!"
Now, let me leave you with this:
"Hey, so, your art is totally excellent. Could you, maybe, draw a Wyld Stallyns thing for us? It'd be most triumphant."
Happy New Year(s)!Thank you for being one of the people who made my 2020 worthwhile and better <3
Random Shit! - ALWAYS ACCEPTING
---
You're so welcome!! I know we haven't talked much recently, but seeing you like my stuff lightens my day! I hope my likes do the same for you ♥
I love you, your work, and your overall personality! Thank you for joining Tumblr, deciding I was worth talking to and following, and just making the community brighter!
Love ya, and hope this new year is DRASTICALLY better than the last!