#bekorrgpost

but when will the CMOS endorse a standard spelling of tdick/t-dick/T-dick/T dick

I transitioned so I could be the sad sack deadbeat oldest brother for my younger siblings to positively compare themselves to all our lives

just opened the door to check my mail and got hit by a falling lizard.

I like when other blogs’ icons are pensive looking animals it makes me feel like we’re all webkinz NPCs

at my parents house listening to what distinctly sounds like a rat with a respiratory illness in the wall

kept up at night by a pervasive fear that the next past-its-prime veggie I cut open will reveal an indeterminate mass which will spring from its fleshy confines right out at me!

am I just the amogus [object] to you