I think they meant do any of then have boners and how does Yuuri react to naked shapeshifters with a hard on lol

oH

Well then. In which case....politely ignore? AHAHHAHAHAHAH

I mean, they’re animals, and when they’re human they’re completely naked, it happens

Seriously? You just had to give me a hard one, didn’t you? :P (jk, jk)

Who was the one to propose:

Sesshoumaru, because he knew it was what Rin wanted.

Who stressed more over wedding planning:

Rin, because she wanted it to be worthy of the Demon Lord, though Sesshoumaru would stress a bit, too (as much as he ever does about anything) because he wants her to enjoy it.

Who decorated the house:

Rin, of course, with touches from Sesshoumaru, of course.

Who does the cooking:

Rin, because as Sesshoumaru himself says “I don’t eat human food.”

Who is more organized:

Sesshoumaru - he has very specific places were things are supposed to be, while Rin is more free-spirited. 

Who’s the cuddler:

Rin, but Sesshoumaru likes it more than he lets on.

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.

Sesshoumaru is the Big Spoon, Rin the little.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:

Rin still enjoy traveling with him more than anything, and he is loathe to deny her anything.

Who comes home drunk at 3am:

Neither, that is unbecoming of the Demon Lord of the Western Lands and his Lady, even his human lady.

Who kills the spiders:

Sesshoumaru, of course.

Who falls asleep first:

Rin, because Sesshoumaru probably doesn’t need to sleep as much as she does, being a demon and all.

A headcanon:

He was hesitant to get together with her because she will live another fifty or sixty years and he will hardly age at all, but she makes it clear that she loves him and that no one else compares to him, and he can’t deny her.

Who has the most patience?

Sesshoumaru, he seems to have never-ending patience when it comes to Rin.

Their relationship summed up in a gif

((Ahhhh! I’m sorry I didn’t see this sooner!))

“Ugh, are you fucking kidding me?” Growled a young omega as he tightly held onto his phone, so so tempted to just snap it in half right now or throw it onto the rain-covered sidewalk below him.

The man he had been going to for music decided to cut off their deal (seemingly) out of the blue, though in reality it was because he’d found out one of Yuri’s biggest secrets and decided not it’d be best to cut him off before the media learned they were still connected.

“I swear I’ll wring that guy’s fucking neck if I see him.” Yuri hissed as he walked down the street. He angrily threw his hood up and started scrolling through his phone, desperately trying to find someone that could replace the asshole he’d been working with.

He eventually found an article about a new DJ that was in town, which made the omega stop in his tracks. “Otabek Altin... new upcoming DJ... Oh, there’s even a number.’ Yuri wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to try texting some random number, for all he knew it might just be a fake one. But right now he was desperate, so he quickly put the number into his phone and started texting him.

[Text}: Hey, is this Otabek?

“Uhm. Which day? And what includes a party? I mean how many people will be there? But I don’t really have anything against it. I’ll just lock my room, I don’t want anyone in there.” 

♦ — Kiss my muse on the forehead!

Victor leaned forward, pressing his lips smoothly across the tanned forehead, letting his fingers run softly back through the silky black hair. 

“There you are, love. A kiss.” 

“Almost there...the house should be up ahead.”

Flapping his large bat wings as he flew through the night sky, Yuuri’s eyes scanned the houses below him, searching for his target. It was the middle of the night, and the residents should all be sound asleep. The moon was still full, and the crisp night air was most welcoming.

It was the perfect time for the incubus to come out and play.

Sensing that he had arrived at his destination, the incubus was quick to swoop downwards towards the open window, making sure that no one was up and about before making his way inside. Otabek Altin...that was the name of his target for tonight. Normally he would find his own victims, but today he was specially assigned to go after him.

“I’ve been looking all over this city for you...” Crawling onto the bed, Yuuri pulled back the blanket ever so slightly, curious as to what the man looked like in real life. Upon seeing his face, he gasped and dropped the blanket, his cheeks quickly turning pink.

He had never seen a more perfect human.

“How lucky for me~” he purred, his tail swaying playfully as he now pulled back the blanket completely. The man was beautiful, and Yuuri had to wonder if he was a model.