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Kicking and Screaming - The Presets

"This is my fetish you guys."

"How do you Think the Blueberries Feel About it?"

"That is cissexist peter."

"I’m callin you Mizza from now on."  

"This is a really watersports based movie."

*dubstep noises*

"Omg are you saying that all japanese people are cartoons? That’s racist."

"Nice tits bitch"

"Did she have an aborted baby?"

"Snap him your poop"

"I feel like Obama’s a top"

"All the old people with respirators are dead"

"It’s fermented like a fine wine"

"Is that origami?" "No, it’s a anime."

"If you piss on your baby it dies"

"Your dad’s on vacation.  To heaven."

"He grew up to be Hank Hill"

"Is this John Williams?"

"Is this John Cage?"

"Is he getting a blowjob?"

"Just fart on it"

"You broke her hymen, you have to marry her."

"Savor that mome, bro"