#begoniaweb

Spiderspots: "No thanks :)" (resisting the urge to kill him right there and then

Carnationleaf: "I'm sorry, but I don't hang out with ugly cats ;)"

Hawthornfrost: "Come near me one more time and I'll show you what Avery taught me!" (threatening to rip out his balls)

Fawnheart: the only one who would actually want to spend time with Webstripe (she's too nice for her own good)

Slugwing: "Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy?" (goes to Aloemist and cries while Linkin Park plays in the background)

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Spiderkit/spots: Cricketfur

Carnationkit/leaf: Cloverfox

Hawthornkit/frost: Avery

Fawnkit/heart: Ferndoe

Slugkit/wing: Aloemist

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so

@ambitiousauthor here's the BegoniaWeb litter's rankings of their adoptive niece Redkit :3

Spiderspots: 7.5/10 (she isn't very fond of kits, but Redkit's pretty cool)

Carnationleaf: 5/10 (she thinks kits are messy, they ruin her fur, but at least Redkit knows how to clean up after herself)

Hawthornfrost: 9/10 (he's the closest of all the siblings to Perchclaw, so he spends a lot of time with Redkit)

Fawnheart: 5769/10 (she LOVES kits and is the BEST big sister to her younger half-siblings, so she naturally dotes on Redkit too)

Slugwing: 1/10 (he is an angsty little man who hates everyone not named Aloemist, Rowanshade, or Lizardtalon)

I just remembered the funniest thing about Webstripe constantly hitting on Aloemist

which is that Aloemist adopted five of Webstripe's kits (the ones he had with Begonialeaf)

so I like to think that she taunts him with "if you date me you have to take care of your kids"

and he's just like fuck no

Spiderspots: Has cataracts in both eyes; virtually blind in right eye, blurry vision in left eye. Has a great sense of touch and balance.

Carnationleaf: Has a kinked tail and entropion of both eyes (her eyelids fold inwards)

Hawthornfrost: Has a thyroid issue and gets cold very easily. Has a very acute sense of smell.

Fawnheart: Has recurrent tachychardia (fast heartbeat) and deformed front paws (only two toes on each front paw, kind of like a deer's hoof)

Slugwing: Has severe hair loss and asthma. Has recurring dental infections and has lost his right upper canine tooth as a result. Has very acute hearing.

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