#beghairati

THE AZAADI MANIFESTO - JANUARY 2019

Assalam-o-Alaikum, mera naam Zulfiqar Suhail Mannan hai and this is my Azaadi manifesto.

January 2019.

From Lahore, Pakistan,

Merey instagram key ye naqsh zara gaur se dekh, meri jaan.

Is mein tujhey shayed aik daur ki tarikh nazar ayegi.

Mummy hain na,

Mummy kehti hain bhool jao,

maan jao na yaar:

Yahan kon kya bigarr paya hai?

Thorra smart tareekay sey

navigate karo.

Ab tum barrey hogaye ho.

Kitna mera bhi dil karta tha aik zamaney main,

larr larr key, barr barrh key

jis marzi sey chirrh key

azaad panchion ki tarhan phirroon gi.

But the political reality of Pakistan, I swear,

aagay jaaney hi nahi deti,

hamesha thora sa yaad rakhti hai.

Yaad toh rakhti hai, bro, yaad toh rakhti hai.

Woh launda tumhey party per tumhari uss snapchat key baarey main zaroor yaad karwaye ga,

tumharey barrey bhai key doston ko tumhari sari shit bataye ga.

merey barrey bhai key dost buhat achay hain. 

bol chaal naa bhi dikhti ho toh dil leftist leaning hi hain.

Yaad toh rakhtey hain, bro, yaad toh rakhtey hain.

The social reality of Pakistan has suggested,

tumhara khayaal shayaal rakh key hi,

that the only way forward is to fear:

teen dafa socho,

dou dafa apni peeth peechay dekho,

aur aik dafa hoshiari main, mera bacha, buss rehney dou na.

Beta, chorr do yey zidd.

dunya sey nahi larr pao gi.

ghalat kadmon key saamney buhat embarassingly girr jao gi.

burri burri nazron sey kaisey bach pao gi

arrey amma jaan, yaar, azaadi key liye toh main marr bhi jaoon gi.

aik dafa taste ki thi, 

only once

aur itni kasam khai thi sab key saamney keh shayed chakh key yey azaadi

waapis aajaon gi,

araam sey,

dil behla loon gi.

lekin ab kya bataoon, merey naraaz dost,

nahi hota oye,

dil nahi manta

dil yain machata.

political reality sheality ki consideration toh saala

samajh main hi nahi aata.

kehtey hain na, ma;

keh hamaray doston ney toh beybunyad 

si aik azaadi key chakkron main,

kya kya jurm kardiye.

14 August 1947 ko azaadi key silsilay main 

saarey harami, kuttey, scoundrels mairey yaaron ney

apney zaati dil torr diye.

Inqilaab Zindabad, maa:

is half-zindagi key liye toh nahi larrey they hum.

iss taalay sey mujhey nafrat hogayee hai

aur aap fazool main meray pinjaray pey

Pakistan Mahaan ka label laga deti hain.

Yey zulm hai, bro, yey zulm hai

aur issmain kaanoon key peechay qaazi ka hath hai

aurat-mard ki haari hui baazi ka hath hai,

Inn sarrkon ki saari history main

Inn larrkon ki zameendari ka hath hai.

Chalo, phir. Ab jo hogaya so hogaya, bhaee

Ronay dhonay ki toh addad purani hogayee hai. Ab toh naach gaana kartey hain,

thori party sharty banatey hain

inn chutiyon key surr phirratey hain

aur apna favorite tamasha in saaron key baapon ko bhi dikhatey hain.

Lagta toh hai darr darling, phattthi bhi hai; 

am I a 100% sure about it?

Not particularly.

Am I a 100% about to do it? Pretty fucking definitely.

Beghairati hai toh beghairati hai, yaara,

tunney hi toh kaha tha pehley. 

Agar marein gey toh bhaagtey marein gey,

Larrein gey toh pyaar sey larrein gey.

azaadi key liye toh, dost,

dil bhi phaenk dein gey.

kyunkey, bro; 

aik baat bataon?

ab ya main marr rahi hoon,

ya main bhaag rahi hoon.

or aik secret share karoon?

jis ko batana hai batadey;

barra maza aaraha hai yaar dil-e-azaad ho key,

or marney sharney ka koi mahaul hi nahi bann raha.

"Kabhi kabhi jeetne ke liye kuch harna bhi padta hai, ma,

 aur haar kar jeetne wale ko baazigar kehte hai."

Azaadi ki jang larr rahein hain hum. 

Thora bach key rahiye ga.