@beforemeteor
"Thanks for all the listeners tonight joining us for Doorcast, name still in-progress. The only podcast in Spirale, surprisingly. With how much these people love to talk about themselves, you figure it's a niche that would've already been filled, but I guess I'm just a lot smarter than the rest of you."
"I'll be your host, Uzi, because no one else can be trusted to do it. And joining me tonight is..."
She glances though her notes, because prep-work is for nerds. Well, a different kind of nerd than Uzi, but anyways. She blinks and frowns at the name a few times, because isn't this guy supposed to be... not a child? Like, everyone knows this guy. Uzi's an edgy teenager, how would she not? Well, whatever.
"Uh, joining me tonight is Sephiroth, I guess. Ran into this guy right before the zombie apocalypse happened, actually started mid-sentence when I was talking to him. And I just flew away, no idea what happened to his loser. So I guess to start things off, I'll just ask this: Did you die? No judgement here, happens all the time. I mean, not to me, but. I know how you humans are."











