Everyone is going vegan nowadays because the animals have feelings. A commendable movement. However, i have gone far beyond your average vegan- I’m a BEEGAN. Here is the 14-step program of being a Beegan-
1. Stop eating honey. even thinking about putting honey on your pancakes is shameful. Once you have rid your thoughts of eating honey you can proceed to step 2
2. Start making bee farms. They need to get their population up. if the neighbors complain about getting stung, shame them for not being beegan.
3. Start a small company to farm bees, but don’t sell the honey
4. grow upon step 3 until you become a worldwide enterprise
5. Start worshipping Aristaeus, the Greek god of beekeeping.
6. After a few days, Aristaeus will notice you. Your bees won’t sting your workers and will give them little bee kisses. This is his reward for you worshipping him, but it’ll take a lot to keep his blessing.
7. Build a shrine to Aristaeus in your office.
8. Start sacrificing your workers. Any way will do, as long as it’s through bee-related means
9. Move into the hive
10. Marry Queen Bee
11. Act like bee
12. Become a Bee
13. Bee
14.Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz
