#beerdrinkingquotes

“He drank as though his beer was medicine, without pleasure, intent on the result.”

“I work until beer o’clock.”

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”

“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?”

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading !!!”

“Across the troubled maelstrom of time, people always need a beer.”

“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.”

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”