#beejiesbitch

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Beetlejuice had been waiting for this. Finally, someone had moved in, finally he could have his chance to be alive again... to be whole again! Wouldn’t that be swell? Wouldn’t that be dandy and fine and all right as rain? Now, it was time for the hard part... hopefully this bitch knew how to read or else that would be a problem... or at least knew her constellations.

He whistled softly to himself and noticed she had laid out a magazine to read later... 

Perfection... have some false advertising, sweetheart.

He suddenly slipped is business car inside of it and then watched her for a while unpacking and completely oblivious to his existence. 

Finish up and pick up the fucking magazine already!