#beedubs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry it’s me I’m the person who works at the butchfemme slop factory it’s me who’s putting all those leg comparison photos on your feed sorry yeah the ones where like the femme is wearing cute little heels and the butch is wearing boots or some shit yeah you know the ones. Yeah that’s me sorry sometimes I just wanna clock out early and they’re sooooo easy to make lol. I can send a couple of those down the line with my eyes closed LOL. Plus I get a bonus everytime someone comments or tags it “me and who” or whatever and the lack of faces helps with that. Yeah. I think I’m going to caption the next one “when the desire is lowkey persistent…” or something like that. Something referential, niche but not too niche. I’m kinda phoning it in today but hey, they can’t all be hits. It’s not a bad gig to be honest but sometimes I get bored and just wanna go home because that’s where the criterioj channel that I use through my roku tv is! You understand. Tgif. Thank god it’s fridayyyy! Except it’s not Friday. There’s a bottle of rumple minze in the freezer plus pills I stole from my grandmother lol she’s so mad. I think I’m going to do a beedubs pick up order (buffalo wild wings for those that are ootl - out of the loop!) and eat them in my car when I get off so I don’t have to do dishes. Tomorrow is a no eating day.