#bee bro

!!!!

TUNA NO!

If you snuck into my room I would:

[ x ] Go back to sleep                 [  ] Kick you out[ x ] Cuddle with you                   [ x ] Be like “How in the world?”[  ] Let you sleep on the floor    [  ] Become angry

If you kissed me (or hugged) I would:

[ x ] Kiss or hug you back                       [ x ] Smile and laugh[  ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable        [  ] Push you away[ x ] Be shocked                                       [  ] Strike you

If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:

[  ] No          [ x ] Yes          [  ] Most certainly not.          [ ] Without hesitation.

You are:

[  ] Cute          [  ] Adorable          [  ] Attractive          [  ] Beautiful[  ] Okay         [  ] Ugly                 [ x ] Am not going to grace this with an answer

You are to me a:

[  ] Stranger          [ x ] Acquaintance          [ x ] Ally[ x ] Friend              [  ] Love                        [  ] Rival [  ] Enemy

I find you to be:

I have come to slowly accept the fact that there are some good insects out there that I can now tolerate because of the simple fact that..

They are total Bro's. 

But each Bro has an evil twin. And I have recently identified a couple of these evil twins. 

If everyone has been on the internet, they are familiar with this image. 

The Bee bro, and his NOPE NOT A BRO evil twin.  Bee's used to scare me. Not anymore! Oh what's that Bro? You wanna buzz by my ear, here, look at my screen, chill on that flower, it's cool brah. Whatevs. 

Another example? 

Spider bro! He's just chilling in your window keeping the roaches 'n shit out. He's got your back and does the dirty work for you. Now you and your girlfriend are safe from burglers and you won't get STD's from some slut you decided to bring home from a drunken bar. Everyone wins!

So I was driving down the road, going about 55-60 miles per hour. It was raining, so I'm already all bluh bluh because I'm having to drive in icky weather. 20 miles from school and guess what decides to pop out of my dashboard? It wasn't Brother Bee, and it for sure wasn't Spiderbro. 

It was Spider-bro's evil twin.

NOPE

THIS CAME CRAWLING OUT AT ME. Startled, I yelped! Double-taked, and I HOPED, to see a spiderbro, just trying to get out of the rain. Instead it was NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE. I nearly wrecked my car trying to get away from it as it quickly darted at me, laughing maniacally the whole way and disappeared into a hole somewhere in my car. IT DISAPPEARED AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT WENT. And the bastard did it on purpose too. Because it's the NOPE YOU DON'T SEE THAT GETS YOU. This is not a spiderbro, it's the evil twin that just wants to see you in pain. This is the sort that will laugh at you while you kill yourself trying to get away from it, and when you're trapped and have nowhere to go, right where he wants you, already humiliated and pissing your pants in defeat, he bites you anyway.

20 miles from school. A choice to stay locked in the car with the evil not-bro... or walking all the way in the rain.

I nearly walked. 

Beware the evil twins you guys. They mean srs business.

P.S