#beckoningcalls

(updated july 26th 2026)

hi baflams, my name is silas. i use exclusively he/him pronouns, right-wingers, centrists, & liberals dni

fun stuff about me below!

starly shit it worked

-The one and only fabric sheet cover, Blanky

in my eyes identity is what something is

and based off my tremendious research!! my definition of character identity is like uh

a combination

of whatever the character is

that's importent to the character

idk bro

I LOOOVEEE BECK AND CALL BOOYAAAHHHHH OOOHHH YEEAHAHHHH OOOOOUYYYGHH IM GETTING IT DONE TONIGHT AASHHH YEEAAHHHHHJ OOOOOHHH PREPARE FOE THE BIGGEST FIRELIGHT FIREWORK SHOW EVVVVEERRRRRRRRR YOUR VIBE IS GONNA BURN h DOWN THE SKY BOOOOAAAYYAYYYAYAYAYAYYAAY POOOHHHHHHHHH SHOSOSHSJOSHSISOO <sup bois WAIT I JUST FOUND OUT YOU CAB MAKE COLORS AAAASFYYYJRRTGGHRBOOOOOOOHHJH YRESSSDD

— 1:1 quote from the book zest for life

anyway <3 did you know gears are really cool if you had a lot of them

your soul will become a really toasty marshmallow on a stick

I will transport you to the afternoon massage spa tonight

We just need to ask you about aphids

you know I hope you are so happy tonight

fun fact: parasites are not good for you :(

Please, yap at me

uncle samsonite is this pig demon that like supposedly every 10 years needs a new host so when the series uncle samsonite starts it follows a kid named jake bowen and his father

jake is being haunted but his father thinks its just a kid thing then a bunch of weird stuff happens

uncle samsonite's like theme song or whatever is pony by ginuwine which made people think he's based off a pony or horse but due to his appearance he actually looks more like a pig

and then somewhere jake gets sucked into the dream realm or something and dad has to get help by a dude who has dealt with unc before

blah blah blah, i actually haven't watched it in so long so idrk shit