#beastiisms

              ' it's so incredible     how somebody can                 annoy you          so much without even                  uttering a single word.    hats off to you. '                 cue a sneer. he    has not yet perfected                 the                            art of being subtle. 

wHO ARE YOU AND WHY IS THIS MY L IFE. also this is hilarious bc one of the only actual relationships i’ve discussed w other mun friends is in a verse with…..roman godfrey……..as stiles’ daddy…………….IM LAUGHINGbut as of now my stiles at least, isn’t in any relationships in any of his verses except with richboygodfrey and beastiisms ( oscar ) (( does this rly count as a relationship,..,. iM GONNA COUNT IT… )))bUT THIS WAS STILL HILARIOUS THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS MADE MY N IGHT IM LAUGHING BC STILES CALLING HIS DAD LIKE ?? THX FOR THE CONDOMS BC THEY'RE EXPENSIVE BUT THIS WAS RLY RANDOM I MEAN I KNOW UR TRYIN 2 BE OPEN ABT THIS WHOLE GAY THING BUT I RLY DIDNT NEED A GIFT BASKET OF CONDOMS AND L U BE,,, ANd his dad like '................................... oh god no'

     "THAT'S my weed you're         smoking, asshole."

YOU'RE THE SPECIALIST SPECIALS *gives you crown and everything*also a hardcore yassss to rping , you wanna throw a starter out there or I hae an open thingie you could reply to??:P

YOU DO HAVE A TAG, YOU DESERVE A CUTIE TAG FOR BEING A CUTIE!! ngl pretty proud of your tag name <3 <3

mind and take breaks sweetie! don't overwork yourself, LOOK AFTER YO'SELF YO *kisses nose* you're the master flatterer fo'sho'yO :3 xxx

*worried noises* YOU'LL KICK THAT ESSAY'S BUTT AND SCREW YOUR ROOMATES, CUTIE *nuzzles shoulder* *pecks nose* PFT YOU LIL FLATTERER!! <3 YAS EXHAUSTION BRINGS ME THE WIN!!  xxxxx

SLEEP IS FOR THE CLEVER WHO DON'T WANT TO HAVE BRAIN FARTS DUE TO LACK OF SLEEP (ﾟヮﾟ) *pets hair, cuddles tbh* I'm hayls! you have a cutie name BRUH BRUH DON'T START WHAT YOU CANT FINISH YOU ABOVE AVERAGE PERSON