It is almost August which means it is one month closer to my girlfriend's birthday which means i can start calling her a milf again

any time a game allows for a feline companion, sarah will make an orange tabby and name it after my cat. that's amore.

sarah attempts to skew the bearahcore system by sending me posts to review but none of them are certified bearahcore 😔😔😔

Sarah, dejectedly: "girl, that's penis"

I think love is when sarah changed her background color so i didnt have to be subjected to bright white when in her dms 😌😌😌

What if u were a frog and i were a toad and we had a tandem bike 👉👈

Sarah, too busy singin cutely to hear me call president jimmy carter a whore